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    Thursday July 23rd 2009
    D2MultiRes 10:01 pm-
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    Diablo II Multiple Resolution Patch. Awesome.

    D2MultiResGame 2009-07-23 21-52-05-45

    [drain file 57 show]

    Found it here.

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    Thursday July 16th 2009
    DND Update 5:33 am-
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    So we have had about two real games of dnd so far. The 4th and the vacation killed a few Saturday games. This second game though has the beginnings of what I wanted in the first place. A good long campaign to keep me entertained. Man, I had fun.

    The group is playing The Scales of War an adventure path from the Dungeon magazine. We just started the first part of this and it’s called  Rescue at Rivenroar. It starts out with the player characters relaxing and drinking at a tavern. Not too long after, monsters of course bust in and try to start some shit.

    A recap on the players.

    My Niece (age 9) playing a Cleric
    My Nephew (age 8) playing a Fighter
    The DM’s Kid (age 8) playing a Wizard
    The Newb (age 35) playing a Paladin
    Me (age 37) playing a Fighter

    So once the first combat started till the end of the session a few things of note happened. Shows the different egos or attitudes at play.

    First was the argument between me and the Pally about where the Wizard should plant his fire spell. The thing does 1 burst damage which means where it’s fired off it flows out in every direction around the place it was ignited. Basically I wanted the Wizard to fire it off in a spot that would hit three monsters. The Pally wanted one square back so it only hit the two monsters. The way I wanted it to go would make it hit me and the Pally as well as the three monsters. The Pally wanted it to just target the two monsters in the back and spare the good guys any friendly fire. Now I felt it was an acceptable risk to hit where I wanted. I would rather see three monsters hurt than two. Both the Pally and I have good hitpoints and armor class. We could have took it. There was a good chance the Wizard would miss us anyway. I backed down and let the Pally have it his way.

    The next point that I enjoyed was after the combat was over and we got to do some talking to npc’s. Generally speaking this is the shit I hate. I’m the type that clicks through the quest text in mmo’s like WoW. I want to kill shit. This time it was different. We had a monster to interrogate. A monster who was held in a stockade. It couldn’t get to us. Man, I couldn’t wait for two reasons: First, I was going to see how far I could push the DM with my kind of bullshit. Second, I just couldn’t pass up the chance to fuck with a monster Jack Bauer style.

    There were a few roadblocks to get through before I could mess with the monster. There were guards around that would not allow the monster to come to any harm that would cause it to not be able to stand trial for its bad deeds. So first I had to get rid of the pesky guards. I had the Wizard use Ghost Sound.

    Ghost Sound Wizard Cantrips 1
    With a wink, you create an illusory sound that emanates from somewhere close by.
    At-Will, Arcane, Illusion
    Standard Action Ranged 10
    Target: One object or unoccupied square
    Effect: You cause a sound as quiet as a whisper or as loud as a yelling or fighting creature to emanate from the target. You can produce nonvocal sounds such as the ringing of a sword blow, jingling armor, or scraping stone. If you whisper, you can whisper quietly enough that only creatures adjacent to the target can hear your words.

    So with this I had him create the sounds of battle in the distance. Four of the six guards took off to check it out. The last two I managed to convince that I would not kill the monster. So there was no worry if it would miss hanging at the gallows after it was found guilty at a trial.

    So I introduced myself to the monster and played the nice guy. I asked it about its base of operations and its leader. We even had the Pally speak goblin to it in hopes it would play ball and give us good info. After it was done I went up to it and leaned close to its face and told it if it was lying I would come back and kill it. To prove my threat I pulled one of my longswords out and pressed it up against the right side of its head and cut its ear off.

    The kids were of course very amused that I was behaving this way. I just wanted to get a feel for how far one could go with this DM. Next time in addition to another ear (for my new necklace I’m making) I’m going see if the DM will let me cut off a monsters testicles. I want to build a name for myself in the game world. Plus it’s damn fun to abuse the poor monsters in this manner. But somehow I doubt I’m the first player to do so.

    I can’t wait for next weeks game. Hopefully more monsters will learn to fear the name Turk Shakespeare.

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    Tuesday June 30th 2009
    Worst Hotel Ever Dying 2:50 am-
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    It’s starting out to be a good day! Here is some news hot off the internet about my favorite sinking ship the worst hotel ever in an article called South Beloit Ramada’s future in the air. Below are the highlights:

    South Beloit’s largest hotel is still accepting reservations despite the foreclosure notice filed by Chicago-based PMC Commercial Trust Bank.

    The bank filed the notice in Winnebago County Circuit Court May 15, claiming the Ramada Inn and Conference Center, 200 Dearborn Ave., had defaulted on its mortgage payments and owes the bank $2 million.

    Me and a few others have been waiting for these assholes to go under and this may be the start of them dying.

    But the foreclosure also would affect the city since Ramada owner Serena Hospitalities owes about $26,000 in delinquent sewer bills, $33,000 in hotel taxes and the remaining $200,000 of a $400,000 low-interest loan.

    Fuck the city of South Beloit. They should have never lent those cocksuckers money in the first place.

    “We’re in a position like so many banks: People can’t make their payments,” Kirichkow said. “If they go out of business there’s no way of us recouping our money owed, or the chance would be very small. However, if they stay open, hopefully business would improve (and) they would be successful.”

    I hope Kirichkow is smart enough to know business won’t improve at that hotel. It’s too late for that. They should count their losses and move on. Hopefully the property can be torn down and turned into a parking lot or something.

    Officials from Serena did not return repeated calls for comment.

    And this doesn’t surprise me. What are these dumb fuckers going to say? I think we should go back to the beginning for one of my favorite quotes from the owner to get perspective on their silence now:

    “I’ve associated with friends and family’s hotels, but this is my first on my own,” Noor Tejany said. “I wanted to pick a hotel I would be proud of in the future. Once my plan is completed, I’ll be proud of this hotel.”

    The guy has ruined two hotels so far. I hope he’s very proud. The one I worked at in South Beloit and the poor hotel in Indiana.

    Here is another link to a new article about this topic called S. Beloit to discuss hotel’s liquor permit.

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    Monday June 22nd 2009
    House M.D. 12:35 am-
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    Chat log time. This time it’s how I learned to like House M.D. after rejecting the idea of watching it many times.

    Session Start: Sun Dec 07 2008
    [12:38] Gawain: man this chick in House is crazy hot.
    [12:39] Turk: who?
    [12:39] Turk: I can’t watch that show
    [12:39] Turk: seeing the dumb prince from Blackadder acting smart gives me limpdick
    [12:40] Gawain: this chick.
    [12:41] Turk: yum I would eat her on a cracker
    [12:41] Gawain: yeah.
    [12:42] Gawain: all the chicks on the show are crazy hot really.

    Session Start: Sat Jan 24 2009
    [04:17] Gawain: woo! new house MD!
    [04:17] Turk: bah

    Session Start: Sat Jun 13 2009
    [06:27] Gawain: yeah. Initially I used to hate medical shows too. The guys on SA kept talking abotu how awesome house was, but it took me until like season 4 to download ep1 of season 1 and give it a shot. I used to HATE er.
    [06:28] Turk: can’t do house
    [06:28] Turk: dude is too good as a bumbling idiot in Blackadder
    [06:28] Turk: and I refuse to watch him as anything else
    [06:28] Gawain: I really like it. im not sure if its my favorite show, but its probably in the top 3.
    [06:28] Gawain: have you ever watched it?
    [06:28] Turk: no
    [06:28] Turk: can’t
    [06:29] Turk: dude isn’t a complete fucking moron
    [06:29] Turk: you’ve seen him in Blackadder?
    [06:29] Gawain: you should give ep1 a shot, honestly. the humor is so black. yeah hes a super genius sort of in this one. hes also addicted to pain killers and a complete asshole.
    [06:29] Gawain: yeah.
    [06:29] Turk: just can’t

    Session Start: Thu Jun 18 2009
    [05:20] Gawain: lets see. The only other show I can recommend is House, which I have recommended before. before you go crazy, please remember that I am 2 for 2 or 3 for 3 now.
    [05:20] Turk: no house

    Session Start: Thu Jun 18 2009
    [05:26] Gawain: my plan once I get laid off is to drive over there, pick up some booze, and force you to watch house. I didn’t like that one. it was too corny for me. especially the mid air fight.
    [05:27] Turk: eh
    [05:27] Turk: not watched it yet
    [05:27] Turk: fuck house
    [05:27] Gawain: see I think you would really like it if you watched it.
    [05:27] Turk: I’ll get you even more booze and make you watch Blackadder till you can’t watch house anymore
    [05:27] Gawain: I liked black adder. I like house more.
    [05:28] Turk: you know what fine
    [05:29] Gawain: hahahah
    [05:30] Gawain: Demonoid link
    [05:31] Turk: 7 in the first season?
    [05:31] Gawain: if you hurry you can catch up to season 6 before it starts.
    [05:31] Gawain: 22
    [05:31] Turk: I stand committed to my not going to like it
    [05:31] Turk: eh
    [05:31] Gawain: ok, but you have to watch at least 3-5 episodes before you quit.
    [05:31] Turk: oh fine
    [05:32] Turk: there’s 7 of the first season on pirates bay
    [05:33] Turk: first 5 queued up
    [05:33] Gawain: ok
    [05:33] Gawain: I was hooked in season 1 but I can’t honestly remember if it was from the pilot or not. i think it was.

    Session Start: Thu Jun 18 2009
    [05:59] Gawain: wow im getting almost 600kbs to download season 1 of house.
    [06:00] Turk: the whole season?
    [06:00] Turk: where you get it?
    [06:00] Gawain: demonoid.
    [06:01] Turk: well if Iike these I’ll find it there
    [06:01] Turk: first one down
    [06:04] Gawain: im gonna watch season 1 again I don’
    [06:04] Gawain: dont remember it.

    Session Start: Thu Jun 18 2009
    [07:44] Turk: I just don’t like it
    [07:44] Turk: he’s not a fucking moron
    [07:45] Gawain: eh, im not going to make you watch it. Still, the season finale of season 5 was the best finale ive ever seen on tv. and if you don’t watch all the previous seasons you can’t enjoy how awesome it is. But if you don’t like the show you wouldn’t like it anyway so no big.
    [07:45] Turk: I’m watching it
    [07:46] Turk: just not right him being smart and sarcastic
    [07:46] Turk: it’s not bad
    [07:46] Turk: its just got to much stacked against it for me to like it
    [07:46] Turk: one its a medical show
    [07:46] Gawain: dude, if you make it through to the end of season five, it will blow your damn mind.
    [07:46] Turk: dude is a damn good actor
    [07:46] Turk: ok
    [07:46] Turk: I’m watching
    [07:47] Turk: I miss his brit accent
    [07:47] Turk: but…
    [07:47] Turk: the dude is growing on me
    [07:47] Gawain: I actually had to watch the finale AGAIN after I watched it the first time, because once you find out whats going on, there are clues throughout the whole episode.
    [07:49] Turk: ok ok I fucking like it
    [07:50] Gawain: lol really.
    [07:50] Turk: gimmie a link the that first season torrent
    [07:50] Turk: yes fucker
    [07:50] Turk: I like that he doesn’t like dealing with people
    [07:54] Turk: loved his first patient interaction
    [07:55] Gawain: yeah its always great when he actually has to deal with patients. it never fails to entertain.
    [08:01] Turk: fuck you really
    [08:01] Turk: now I can’t watch blackadder again
    [08:01] Turk: really this is good
    [08:03] Gawain: heh. whats my score now?
    [08:03] Gawain: or as I like to call it. my awesome quota
    [08:03] Turk: fuck who’s counting
    [08:03] Turk: yeah yeah

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    Tuesday June 16th 2009
    Back To Work 12:48 am-
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    So I’m back to work. The vacation was nice. Nine days away from the workplace is always a good thing. It’s also nice knowing I still have another week of paid vacation left. I look forward to taking another nine days off.

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    Friday June 5th 2009
    Vacation 2009 9:44 pm-
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    It is once again time for vacation. I’m taking one week of paid vacation. With my usual days off the total time away from work is nine wonderful days off. I’m going to take two days and go again with the Newbs to Wisconsin Dells. I had a lot of fun when we went last time.

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    Tuesday May 26th 2009
    Torrenting At Work 12:04 am-
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    It seems the good hotel has a few “less than computer savvy” employees. I’m not the most follow the rules type of guy at a workplace. But if your going to be stupid enough to download a torrent of the movie Boondock Saints at work you may want to stop the torrent from seeding when its quitting time.

    Torrenting At Work

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