Wow here it is three whole months of unemployment. I hope that march brings a job. March also brings my 27th birthday. I really don’t have a lot to say. So that’s it for today.

I spared Sergei yesterday by not talking about Sunday’s X-Files episode. But, alas I can’t continue this. I’m looking forward to this episode coming up. And yes I do know that I’m a geek. Anyway this episode coming up Mulder and Scully act as Husband and wife for a case. I think it will be funny. And get this, their names will be Rob and Laura. Very funny. And for those of you who don’t get it. Its homage to the Dick Van Dyke Show. Welcome to Hell, suburban style! In a subdivision where the neighbors really go overboard keeping the place neat and tidy. Two words … garbage monsters. So check out the X-Files Sunday at 8:00pm.

And I hate to get off the subject of the X-Files. I just might have a job. I have a resume now, so area business look out. You may not know this about me, but I really hate resume’s. The idea that one piece of paper can give a person the correct look at my talents and abilities is utter bullshit. But, it seems to get a job one must have one of these damned things. When I feel a little more motivated I will put up my “resume” for everyone to have a laugh at.

I would first like to say hello to a friend I have not seen in a long time. More importantly I would like to remind this friend how little that you are missing by not working at the Hotel. I realize that unemployment brings problems that I surely couldn’t handle, however I sometimes am very jealous of you buddy. My reasons for wishing that I didn’t work there are numerous yet I find it harder and harder to tell the asshole management in that hotel where they can stick it. I might personally e-mail you to enlighten you about these bastards but for now I am content with voicing my concerns anonymously via your GuestBook. I am grateful to you for creating this page. We will talk soon. A friend.

Hey Bud!! Finally made it back to your website. Am glad to be here. wanted to let you know that I have missed ya! OK..juicy gossip shit, well the crap is still high in the ol hotel, I too am finding my way out the same door you did. Can’t keep my mouth shut I guess..he he..never could! I am sorry..but my mouth does not reach down to the grounds that their asses hang on. At any rate, the hotel is rather boring…aside from the little trysts that happen between employees, it is just plain ol boring. Well anyway..just wanted to let ya know that you are still alive and well in my book..and you can keep dishing out the shit..I love every minute of it!! :) Take care bud…and hope to talk to you soon..

Well don’t I feel stupid. After about a week the hotel Turk formally worked at has finally got there website together. So once more that Quality PerformerSM Designator hotel is the Hotelblues.com link of the day. Wee. Whoop. Hoo-rah.

A few random thoughts. Ok I lied there not so random. I was digging through my Dads library again and found a book I bought him that really pertains to my “struggle” with the Fascists who fired me. In fact there is a certain passage in the book that really made perfect sense.

The book is called American Aurora. Its a story of a newspaper called the Philadelphia Aurora. Circa 1798. This is a paper that may or may not directly brought about the Sedition Act of 1798:

That if any person shall write, print, utter. Or publish, or shall cause or procure to be written, printed, uttered or published, or shall knowingly and willingly assist or aid in writing, printing, uttering or publishing any false, scandalous and malicious writing or writings against the government of the United States, or either house of the Congress of the United States, or the President of the United States..then such person, being thereof convicted before any court of the United States having jurisdiction thereof, shall be punished by a fine not exceeding two thousand dollars, and by imprisonment not exceeding two years.

And this coming seven years after the drafting of the Bill Of Rights. Any way, Here it is. This is what I thought really makes sense for anything related to a printed medium. Be it paper or on the net.

Being frequently censur’d and condemn’d by different Persons for printing Things which they say ought not be printed, I have sometimes thought it might be necessary to make a standing Apology for myself and publish it once a Year to be read upon all Occasions of that Nature…
I request all who are angry with me on Account of printing things they don’t like calmly to consider these following Particulars

1. That the Opinions of Men are almost as various as their faces…

2. That the Business of Printing has chiefly to do with Men’s Opinions; most things that are printed tending to promote some, or opposite others…

4. That it is unreasonable in any one Man or Set of Men to expect to be pleas’d with every thing that is printed…

5. Printers are educated in the Belief that when Men differ in Opinions, both Sides ought equally to have the Advantage of being heard by the Publick; and that when Truth and Error have fair Play, the former is always an overmatch for the latter…

8. That if all Printers were determin’d not to print anything till they were sure it would offend nobody, there would be very little printed…

Dr. Benjamin Franklin, Editor,

The Pennsylvania Gazette, 1729-1748

Enough of me pretending to be smart. This was all a joke. Ignore it. really I mean it. Don’t maybe think about what this guy said. Who cares if it is Benjamin Franklin. Doesn’t matter. Pointless for me to hope this would click with anyone. I am a bad boy!!!

And for something completely different… Tonight’s X-Files was a hoot. It was funny. This would have been a perfect episode for Sergei to become an X-Files geek like me. Come to us Sergie. Don’t be afraid. Sorry I had to lighten the mood around here after all this historical stuff.

Stanley Kubrick died yesterday. Bummer. I loved his movie Full Metal Jacket.