Well the months keep passing by. Last time I paid attention it was still September. I’ve slept through October. November is a month I like. Seeing how the 28th of this month will be the second anniversary of my firing from the hotel, I’m a little giddy. Last year this time on the 28th I did a thing called the year in review. So of course I will be doing the year in review thing again this year. Not much has been going on as of late. In fact it’s quieted down. I did go out for a drink with Kevin, Tanya, Karstaedt. It was nice to be out with the boys. You guy’s need to write in.

Ok here is a link I found myself listed on. The place is Web WWWeirdness. I like the guys mind-set. I really recommend stopping by this one. Here’s how the guy explains his site:

If you were looking for Weird, Wacky, Strange, Bizarre, Crazy, Funny, Odd or Unusual Web Sites, you’ve found the right place! Web WWWeirdness is the “OFFICIAL” Repository for all things WWWeird.

If you’re new to this site it’s highly recommended that you visit the I’m Offended page before going any further. Then we’ll all have a clear understanding of what’s happening here and you won’t be sending me emails telling me just how offended you are.

In the I’m Offended Page he talks about the “Weirdmeister” explains how his site works and why. I really like this guy. Here are just a few of his “rules”:

1.Get offended easily? Get the fuck off of my web!
2″The Webmasters of the sites being linked to may not have intended for the material to be weird.
3.I think it’s weird.

The Weirdmeister has me in the drawer as he calls it. More specifically I’m listed in drawer 44. So really go check this stuff out. He really is the repository for all things WWWeird.

Let me just say you can blame this on Larry Cullins. He hit me up when I was broke so I told no. But Larry is a crafty gentleman and knows how to get to me. He said if I donate I could have my website listed under my name. So of course the idea of getting some word of mouth out about my site both scared and intrigued me. On one hand I could get people to see it who never would. Also some of the local College students attended the event. College kids would be a great audience for me. The bad thing is the event was at the Hotel. The Hotel will probably get a copy of the program. And this is the website that helped get me fired so I don’t think they will enjoy seeing the address in bold print listed under my name in the official N.A.A.C.P. program. This is of course a moot point. So for your viewing enjoyment I scanned in the cover and the page I’m on of the N.A.A.C.P. program:

Cool huh?

Adrian who works at the Hotel checked in again. Besides working at the hotel, Adrian also goes to the South Beloit High School. The same high school I went to. Nice guy who I have to find some damn Magic cards for. Now don’t go getting in trouble for coming to my “damn” website. Hey Adrian which teacher is it? And tell him/her to ease up for christ sake. It should mentioned that I voted for the new school that was a proposition up for vote yesterday. Why did I vote for it? Well because Peterson talked to me and Lumpy about it and he seems to want it.

Adrian also signed himself up for a @hotelblues.com e-mail address. Here is what the young lad Adrian had to say:

Name: Adrian
email: tate2001@hotelblues.com
Where did you here about my site: from a friend i work with
Date: 07 Nov 2000
Time: 06:55:13

Comments:

Hey man, got a hotelblues.com address now! i just keep coming back for more. congrats on your little “anniversary” of being fired. glad you’re still there! btw, my names tate2001@hotelblues.com in case you need to get a hold of me. we’ll, I gotta go. my teachers bitching at me to get to work and get off that ‘damn’ website! see ya.
Adrian

Also Barker checked in. She also works at the hotel at the frontdesk. And she is one of our better Front Desk Clerks.

Name: Natoisha
email: barkern@stu.beloit.edu
Where did you here about my site: from you !!!
Date: 07 Nov 2000
Time: 16:44:49

Comments:

I must say I am very impressed with this site. I like the death clock thing, and the pictures of you and the little lady. Rock on Turk

Shame on you Barker for not getting a @hotelblues.com e-mail address. Just kidding Barker.

Wow I step away from the computer for a couple of days and look what happens. I love when I get people who sign the GuestBook like this:

Date: 15 Nov 2000
Time: 17:32:20

Comments:

This site, like your insignificant existence, is fucking worthless. Maybe if you got up off your ass and did something with your life instead of showing the world how boring it is then maybe you would have meaningful relationships and not be destined for a lonely meaningless existence.

Of course the above was not signed, that’s what I would expect. So I’ll refer to this guy/gal as Assface. What can I say? In the past I would argue with Assface. Not today. In fact Assface is absolutely right. I will say I have heard a rant like this before. Nope I won’t comment. I’m not going to give Assface the satisfaction.

Ok I lied. Boring? What in the fuck do you want from me Assface? Last time I checked most people on this huge planet we call Earth have boring lives. Let’s take it apart piece by piece.

This site, like your insignificant existence, is fucking worthless.

Ok we have big words. Insignificant. Existence. Fucking. Being a guy who swears too much I probably shouldn’t comment. But what a first sentence Assface. It’s just full of intelligence.

Maybe if you got up off your ass and did something with your life

This one is used way to much. Who hasn’t heard this one before Assface?

instead of showing the world how boring it is then maybe you would have meaningful relationships

Boring? What would you have me do to be less boring? Maybe something radical would be less boring. Should I do go out and kill any drug dealers I know? Would that make my life less boring for you Assface? What exactly is a meaningful relationship to you Assface? I thought the relationships I have with friends and family to be meaningful. Not good enough for you Assface? Let’s not beat around the bush Assface. If your referring to the opposite sex then you got me. Single I am. Sorry if that offended you Assface.

and not be destined for a lonely meaningless existence.

“Destined for a lonely meaningless existence” that’s good Assface. I like that bit. It could be an epitaph for me if I was to die right now. So let’s cut to the chase. You know me don’t you Assface? And I think I know you Assface. It’s been my experience that the people who have to point out other peoples flaws are really the ones that need to look in the mirror.

I don’t think I have all the answers. So if this site bothers you Assface or you don’t like what I have wrote past, present, or future then I would have to guess maybe you shouldn’t come to this site. That’s one of the wonders of this country Assface we are all free to chose.

And Assface if I have offended you with what I have I have wrote I have only this to say to you Assface: I’m sorry for hurting your feelings Assface.

Here’s Adrian who has something to say to Assface:

Name: Adrian
email: tate2001@hotelblues.com
where: some guy at the mental ward…
Date: 15 Nov 2000
Time: 17:46:56

Comments:

that no-name bastard! who does he think he is?! screw him. a person that can only cut you down with a lot of fancy words and saying the same thing over and over can only mean one of two things: either he’s having a bad social existence, or he’s a chronic masturbator! (Hint- quit masturbating) gotta go

Well Adrian is a wise lad so I can’t argue with him. Also Adrian is turning into a rabid fan. I will try to post more often than what I have. Sometimes I wait into some one signs the guestbook or until I have something worth saying.