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    Fuck! FedEx! Fuck! 3:26 pm-
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    Fuck! So I go and take a little nap after putzing around from getting done with work. I have been checking the package tracking shit for my computer stuff I ordered like every goddamn hour. And as it turn out all but one item was here at my door and I missed it. Fuck! I could have had my new system built. The only item not on that truck was a new power supply and the case came with a power supply.

    Doesn’t FedEx knock on the fucking door? Or break the shit down to wake my sleeping ass up. Fuck! I mean it’s not like I really really want this shit. No I can wait fucking two more days. Fuck! So I call those assholes at FedEx and say “hey I’m fucking home, bring my shit please” but I’m told some bullshit about how they can’t call the driver.

    Which is bullshit. In this say and age you can’t tell me the FedEx guy doesn’t have a cell phone or something. Fuck use the goddamn FedEx bat signal or something to get this guys attention. And of course the thought did enter my head to jump in my car and look for this prick. He was at my house at 2:01pm and I happen to look outside at 2:30pm to see if any shit was left sitting out in the snow.

    Which is cool, at least the fucking FedEx guy isn’t a fucking complete moron. Fuck! I want my shit. Where is the devil when you need him? He’s got a guy who would sell his soul for a few FedEx packages. But I guess I can go pick the stuff up, if I drive to Rockford and find whereever it is this FedEx place is at.

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    9 Responses to ''Fuck! FedEx! Fuck!''
    Turk says:
    February 6th, 2004 at 4:45 pm

    anytime i order crap and its delivered by fedex, i winde up driving down to thier office and picking the package up. Only time ive had them leave the stuff is when they didnt want to take all the stuff back to the truck. But yea, in general they prepare the little yellow slip ahead of time and slap it on the door.

    Turk says:
    February 7th, 2004 at 6:39 am

    I’ve had fedex just leave shit outside my door before. And I live in a damn apartment complex. Sure, I trust my neighbors. But do I trust em that much?


    Turk says:
    February 7th, 2004 at 8:21 am

    lol FedEX is very good here lol you call this local number on the yellow slip here and there back at your house in an hr or so lol. any ways my comp sux even worse than i thought atm (needs some actual ram lol) but im gona go to a friends house today and hop on hehe hope to see you guys on =)

    Turk says:
    August 7th, 2004 at 12:30 am

    Fedex sucks ass,Iam haveing the same prob,I gave them like 31 bucks,for an over nite delivery,Iam look out My window,walking by My door,Checking My PC,I dont hear shit,I dont see shit,but when I check My pc at like 10:45am,theres a Message saying that they Deliverd at 9;10am,I said “What Fuck Is This Shit”………I called Fedex right away,I told those Motherfuckers that I took a Day off work,to get this dam package,i cant wait for You to deliver this shit on Monday,I would have to take another day off work,they tell Me we will contact the truck to see iif He/She can rediliver,we wiil contact You in an hour,1,2,3hours go by,nothing,then i get another pc messagelpackage back at fedex location,I WAS PISSED OFF!!!!!!!,I call them back to see if they can deliver it saturday,I dont work that day it would be cool,this Asshole rep says yes we can,but it will cost extra,Iam like what the fuck is this,They fuck up my delivery,and I have to pay them more fucking money,for there fuck up,Iam telling you,Iam waiting on monday,I hope they give Me My dam package,and if or when they do,I will nevr ever do Bizz with those,DUMD ASS, MOTHER FUCKING, COCK SUCKING,ASS WIPES AGAIN,THIS IS A TRUE FUCKING STORY,NO LIE,FEDEX YOU ALL FUCKING SUCK.

    Turk says:
    January 29th, 2005 at 2:03 am

    I order a set of new rims for my truck, right, and they are coming from Michigan to Reno, NV. So the place sends them FEDEX, I get the online notice with 4 tracking numbers, 4 rims in 4 seperate boxes. So they all leave Michigan together. What the hell does FEDEX do? The idiots split up the delivery. I can tell this because althought all 4 packages follow the same route, I can see they are getting all different scan times on the online tracking. So I am supposed to get these all on Friday, and they all end up in Sacramento on Thursday, so I’m like COOL, they are all going to be here, since I had an appt at the shop on Saturday to get them put on.

    Well, I get up Friday morning, and check the tracking, and 3 of them are showing in Reno, OUT FOR DELIVERY… and 1 of the mf’s are showing still in Sacramento, and it’s the one that had even showed arrival there before the others. So I’m thinking it has to be a mistake, how could they be THAT stupid. So I tell myself to just chill, and they will all be here.

    So I am waiting around all moring (I too had taken the day off from work to make sure about receiving them). About 12 noon theres a knock on the front door. I run down there cause I’m all excited, and sure enough it’s the FEDEX guy, and sure ef@#$ing-nough there’s only 3 rims.

    WHY ME !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!??????????????????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Three Star Smash » Blog Archive » Fuck FedEx says:
    October 12th, 2008 at 1:01 pm

    […] gal does (she hates fingernail-breaking computer hardware, too), and these seditious blokes. But this ancient 2004 rant really makes me feel community with other misanthropes: I call those assholes at FedEx and say “hey I’m fucking home, bring my shit please” but […]

    Vito says:
    July 1st, 2010 at 7:33 pm

    Fedex has got to be one of the shittiest companies to work for. I thought slavery was outlawed. Talk about greedy bastards.

    HEMI MUSIC says:
    August 31st, 2011 at 2:17 am

    Just another reason why FedEx sucks balls:

    pass this on..make sure everyone knows they’re wack.

    December 8th, 2011 at 8:44 pm

    ur complaining because ur lazy ass was sleeping during ur delivery. who’s fault is that? If you want the package so badly, drive ur lazy stupid ass to pick it up yourself. u idiots are a dime a dozen at best. fuck you!!! u lazy idiot piece of shit.


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