I am an insensitive bastard. I’m also hard to be friends with. So I say I’m sorry to Sarah. She has never done me wrong.

And no I’m not referring to my unemployment collecting ass. I picked this game up a week ago. This is one of those that clenches any thirst for bloodshed one might have. Besides being a first person shooter this game really has a story. It based on the Quake engine by those guys at id. Seeing how bad SIN ran on my poor 166mhz with a monster 3d card(3dfx!!) Half-Life ran smooth. The only problem I had was a sound hick-up hear and there. If you click the picture you can see the blood up close. The security guard laying at my feet is Barney. God rest his soul. Great game!!! Go buy it and I’ll see you online.

By the way go hit the Area-S website. Right now!!! Ok after you go out and pick up Half-Life.

Now this here is some strange shit I found the other day. I told Turk about it and he has been sitting on his ass moping since his release. So here it is: Star Park.

So go and check out this fucked up mess of Star Wars and South Park. You’ll laugh, you’ll cry. I did. they do have a goofy layout, but you’ll get over it.

I also want to say high to my favorite harpy. Hi baby!!! It was nice to get e-mail from you.

Here’s a message found in the guestbook:

Hey sorry to here about what happened. I’m starting to wonder when all of the others that have been there forever are going to get canned. On the other hand I enjoyed my visit into your world of wonders. I guess you need a harpy #12 I’m willing to be so honored. what can they do to me fire me? oh well their lose not mine. like they say they all come a dime a dozen. CHOW !

Only problem I don’t have a really decent shot of her. So you read this get me a nice head and shoulders shot of you. Thank you for being brave and accepting your spot as no 12. Oh yeah, you were right.

I don’t know if anyone else has been paying attention to things relating to the Star Wars movies, but I have been meaning to mention this. If you are not aware, Star Wars episode one will be at theaters May 99. A trailer was released on the net and at movie theaters. I spent eight hours downloading the trailer from a site called countdown to Star Wars. I have followed some of the rumors and such. And I was a little worried about the casting of Ben Kenobi. If you don’t know, Ewan Macgregor is playing the young Ben.

This worried me because the majority of Macgregor’s work are kind of weird movies such as Trainspotting. To me he just wasn’t right for the role. These feelings were put to rest with the release of the trailer. Wow! You only see him in one bit where he talks, but his accent is perfect. None of his hard Scottish accent like in Trainspotting. Plus we have Liam Neeson and Samuel Jackson in the movie. Of course it will be weird not having Jackson swearing, but I will live with it. Can’t expect him to say shit like “that mutha-fucka is a true jedi.” It just would be wrong.

You can also check out www.starwars.com for more info.

I really believe you guys were studying. Sure. But you have enough time to hang out in this infamous website and sign the GuestBook:

Whats up Turk? Ericka, Jim, and I (Scott)are studying for finals now. What a way to spend a Friday night. Just fucking with you. Drop me an e-mail sometime in the near future. Take it easy big guy! Later

I swear if he signs that guestbook again I’m going to name it Scott’s page. I am of course kidding. I love hearing from Scott, Ericka and Jim. You will have to ask Jim the name of that beer he was looking for the one night. I can’t remember the name of the stuff and it was good beer.

Turk sent me a copy of his termination papers and I thought it was so funny I had to share it with the group. First just so we are clear here is the Webster’s Dictionary’s definition of Unhappy:

Source: Webster’s Revised Unabridged Dictionary (1913) [web1913]
unhappy \Un*hap”py\, a.
1. Not happy or fortunate; unfortunate; unlucky; as, affairs
have taken an unhappy turn.

2. In a degree miserable or wretched; not happy; sad;
sorrowful; as, children render their parents unhappy by
misconduct.

3. Marked by infelicity; evil; calamitous; as, an unhappy
day. “The unhappy morn.” –Milton.

Ok here is the hotels definition of unhappy:

1. Turk had put passwords from encore on his webpage. Several people from the property had seen them.

2. Turk also was leaving the Frontdesk at 7:00am when he should have stayed until 8:00am. He was going back to the kitchen and eating breakfast.

3. Turk also had a difficult time dealing with being supervised. He felt he could do as he pleased whenever he wanted and did not have to abide by any rules.

This beautifully written poetry was authored by Turk’s ex-boss Larry. So what Larry is trying to say here is:1. a person can’t have a personal life. I know for a fact Turk put up old password’s of this dipshit’s. The fuck was changing his password every day or two. 2. The employee can not spend time for a break to eat breakfast. Shame. Shame on Turk for doing that. And 3. well I can’t argue with his third reason.

I should point out that in Larry’s written statement he spells felt as feet so the line reads as: He feet he could do as he pleased whenever he wanted. You explain that to me. Those of you who like to see this document in the flesh click here.