What can I say? Let me think a moment. I know. Bill, Bill, Bill. What the fuck were you thinking man? Really I mean it. What was going through you head? Besides Monica. With all of the media coverage of the whole Clinton-Lewinsky thing I felt she was a definite for this page.

First, the most noticeable thing is that she is a brunette. She most have either a intelligence like the other Harpies or its just plain ambition.

Number seven is a special case, she is a honorary Harpy. To be totally honest she does not fit any of the definitions, she is the complete opposite of the rest of the women on this page. Most of the women in this section are very high maintenance. She is the most easy-going person I have ever met in my life. She also happens to be my biggest regret.

Just a few of you may know the story behind this one. She was a long time ago. This is my way of putting it to rest. I always tell Izer that its his fault that I feel this way. Its not your fault Izer. There I admitted it. Its just one of my many nervous ticks.

I think in a way I nurtured this regret. I am ever the cynic and have seen way to many Bogart movies. Part of me wants the chance to use the line: “Of all of the gin joints in all of the towns in all of the world you had to walk into mine.”

Well until I see her at Rick’s Cafe Americana, as F Gump says that’s all I got to say about that.

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Since today is mothers day I decided who better to be Harpy number 5 than my dear mom. Mom can sometimes fit definition number three. You could say this is my present to her. Happy Mothers day Mom.

Well the new hard drive did the trick. I think. Windows 98SE is installed again and seems stable. None of the funky things have happened like with the old hard drive. I have to get to work, but in the morning I’m going to install XP on the second partition and dual boot.

Man I hope everything is cool now with my home PC. My new EverQuest guy made level 8 last night. I’ve been having fun with Kraig taking me under his wing showing me what to do.

Well I keep the site updated to the fate of my Windows 98SE/XP dual boot. I’m crossing my fingers.

Harpy number 4 is proof that women are thought how to be harpies. It brings up the question who taught the very first harpy to fit the exact word by word description of definition number three? I can’t figure it out. Of all the nominees so far this one still is employed at the hotel. I swear to god that she was a sweet girl a couple of years ago. But now…. a Harpy. And like number three I heard she’s getting married. Lucky guy.

The Power Hour has a report about some of the events on 9/11.

Just let me say up front this link was given to me by “The Dude”. The Power Hour is conspiracy theory nonsense. My favorite quote from this drivel:

“..it is safe to assume that this paper and analysis will most likely be looked upon as the most outrageous and delusional proposal ever conceived, the product of the most extreme of conspiracy theorists..”

And I think this guy got that bit right. This drivel was written by a guy named Dave vonKleist. Who the fuck is this guy? Does this wacko have any expertise or experience in going over a crime scene? For that matter what does he really know about airplanes or the crashing of airplanes?

I mean shit I could look over the pictures of the pentagon and with a little crafty deduction come up with a theory that says it was Godzilla that did the damage to the pentagon. Nowhere in this article does it mention the guy got experts in these fields to look over his “theory”, you know what that says to me? This vonKleist is just looking to make some money off of this tragedy. If your going to make this kind of accusations you should at least try to get some kind of backing on your ideas. Man I hate people like that.