Have I ever mentioned the fact I hate the whole business/sports metaphor? I may have mentioned this before. Back when the jackass before “The Dude” was here and his what seemed like endless spewing of football metaphors. TOUCHDOWN and Liars In The News are good examples of what I’m talking about. Here is the latest one:

“..everyone who is currently employed at the hotel will have the opportunity to join my team..”

I just don’t like the wording there. The opportunity? Well I’m sorry to inform you of this. But if you want an Audit team, your going to have to join my team. I’m not joining any more teams. In fact the last team I joined was the high school football team. Ok?

Or for that matter you may have the opportunity to keep me hired. But then that’s your prerogative. There is a lot of opportunities. You just have to know where to look.

First and fore-most let me say one more time I do not mean this as an insult (except maybe for Monica). This is my way of saying I have met some pretty extraordinary women in my life up to now. And it has been a honor just to know them. I re state this first because number twelve is married and I don’t want any lawsuits or threats on my life because of this. Second I figure I should state for the record my stance on the whole Harpy thing.

I worked this lovely lady at the hotel up until the 28th of November. She has been at the hotel for ages. She was the only person I could truly talk to who would listen and offer her honest advice/opinion on things. I will miss her. Its been a honor working with her. I hope she continues to check out the page and I wish the best.

For the record, I never doubted that you had any thing to do with my departure. Sometimes one has to bluff to get to the bottom of things. I have learned the art of deception and have become a master at it.