Well here it is April Fool’s Day. My little joke ended early. I really wasn’t in the mood for it any how. I do have an announcement. I am going to have a new contributor on the page. He expressed interest a few days back after his signing of the guest book. So I will introduce you to Pete the new member of the HOTELBLUES.COM staff.

So what does everyone think of Pete? I would love for anyone to comment on Pete. And maybe some general comments on what should be done with HOTELBLUES.com. Do you want to hear some of Pete’s manager stories from his hotel? So far I have made that the only ground rule for him. I don’t want to see Pete get in the trouble I did. He assures me that the management at his hotel is different. He speaks with knowledge of the people that work at the hotel I had worked at. He knows the kind of inept assholes they are. No offense to Mosher, Messman, Vinke, and Johnson. So let me know if what you really want is more of the old hotel drivel I used to spiel.

I had the weirdest experience yesterday. I was out goofing off, up to no good when I had this strange sense of deju vu. I was just minding my own business when this couple passed by and said hello to me. I didn’t know them I’m certain of that. Yet it brought about a tinge of memories of some other people I used to know. Memories of friends I once knew, but have lost touch with.

When I got home I thought about some of the good times and the few bad times. You never miss something until its gone. I hope to one day meet up with these people again. Perhaps I will. And then perhaps I won’t. Friends come and go. Its a fact of life. So cheers to the good times.

Well, just as soon as I was done talking about old friends I get a rather cryptic message in the GuestBook:

Well Well….Whats there to say ol friend. I have enjoyed my stay here today for the first time and am looking forward to returning when I have more time to catch-up on past. Seems as tho you were correct about one thing, you leave NO stones unturned about your life at the “Prison”. Its great to see that some people can really just say whats on there mind and unload. My suggestion to the rulers that read your work,… Take a long look at yourself in the mirror tomorrow morning.

Thanks Movieman I always wanted to be refereed to as The “Creator”. I have this mad scientist shtick down good. “Mad you say? What makes you think I am mad? HA HA HA HA HA(evil laughter).” I even practice it in the mirror.

I have been meaning to mention, since the majority of you are AOL users, that I use a wonderful product called AOL Instant messenger. My “handle” is turk1701. So if you want to get a hold of me in cyber space you can add me to your buddy lists.

The Soap Opera is done. No more after this. Here is what Fedorov had to say:

I have come to the conclusion that Pete is not real. He is just like spider was. You had so many people fooled for such along time including myself. However, I think Pete is just another “imaginary” friend that is used as a tool for manipulation on your site.

For the record here is my reply to him:

I was going to come up with a smart ass comment. But decided I don’t really give a rat ass about your coming to a conclusion. Good for you. You get a cookie. I am not Pete.
your friend once,

Turk

Ok, after all of the bullshit regarding the “Soap Opera” I figured everyone could use a good laugh. So I spent a few days digging up some really zany shit. I have found the weirdest URL’s that you could ever imagine. So with today I start a daily Link Of The Day posting.

I was going to hold off on this one, but I decided to run with it any way. One of my good friends having recently gone through hell and back could use a good laugh. So I give you today’s link: THE Furby Hooker Network! I really can’t write anything that will be funnier than this page, so all I say is take a look. That kind of takes your breath away doesn’t it?