Okay a long time ago in a galaxy far away I did a semi review of Saving Private Ryan. Well I’m off to see The Thin Red Line. I personally don’t think it can live up to Private Ryan. So check back in a few hours for my witty review of The Thin Red Line. And don’t confuse it with that Mark Hamill/Lee Marvin WWII flick.

Once again I have heard from the grapevine that my good buddy Larry the FDM is leaving the old HI. This saddens me. I will miss him.

I didn’t bring up Larry for no reason, He perfectly sets up the transition to a special Hotel Blues Report. Once a year some guy does a little list called the Darwin Awards. What is the Darwin Awards you ask? I’ll tell you. The Darwin Awards are for those who contribute to the gene pool by dying unspectacularly stupid ways before they breed. So go and check out the 1998 Darwin Awards.

I have to say I was very surprised to find out I actually liked playing You don’t know Jack. Me the guy who only enjoys computer games where the main objective is to kill someone. The experience was very interesting. For one the host of the game was a real smart ass. Its something I can’t describe properly, all I can say is go and get it for your self. Go to www.youdontknowjack.com and find out what its all about. The only other thing I have to say is I can’t believe my good friends Ericka and Sergei screwed me like that.

I would like to say a big hello to Ericka and Scott who are the proud owners of a beautiful Pentium 2. I of course am very jealous of the two of you, my computer is a plain jane Pentium (no MMX even). Very nice computer, its a Gateway to boot.

I heard from one of my informants that the poor FDM is working the night of X-mas party. I feel so sorry for the little bitch. Wait I’m sorry hell of a guy. Oops Spider is being bad. Some one tell my mom dad I’m being bad.

The Harpy of the year is up. Go and look.

This bit is for a certain reader who recently wrote me apologizing for a joke on their part. For one thing I have as of late taken my self to serious, so naturally I did not see the humor in others. Don’t worry about saying your sorry. I in my time have wrote some offensive shit and I don’t make it a habit of apologizing. Sure I have said I’m sorry for some of the stuff. But there is a bit of my writings that I have aimed like a gun at an unsuspecting target. And that stuff I would never say I’m sorry for. Never apologize its a sign of weakness.

I guess what I’m trying to say is, is that I miss some of you guys. I have lost touch with my shrinking readership. I don’t have contact with the general population any more so I don’t know if my stuff still makes an impact. I have been on a sabbatical of sorts.

By the way my posting of the Harpy of the year is up.