Well I’m off to corrupt a bunch of school children. My good friend Stanley had called a while ago to ask me to go to his sons school for special person day. My first question to him was why he could not find a better role model for his son. I then suggested that my good friend Mr Izer be a more likely candidate. But for some reason this great kid has his heart set on Uncle Turk. All I can do is make Tazmanian Devil noises. I hope its a phase and the little guy will grow out of it. I have to go and clean out my car. And at the least if I don’t get the whole car, the passenger side.

Well I was surfing around and found a website to the ™©Hotel Turk used to work for. If you are bored and want a really good laugh point your browses here. On the good side and I say this because Turk has people he knows that works there still, the ™©Hotel has finally won a Quality PerformerSM Designator . The ™©Hotel received the Commendable rating. Which I will point out is not Excellent. Instead of a bright and shiny picture they get a ugly black and white thing. I would put the picture’s on the site, but I fear the big ™©Hotel would sue our ass off.

Back to their pitiful excuse for a website. It would be ok if they actually had information a person could use. I don’t really know why it is like that. For almost every category on their website you received a message telling you:

Sorry, no Guest Room Amenity information is available!
Sorry, no Recreational Facility information is available!
Sorry, no Personal Services information is available!
Sorry, no Business Services information is available!
Sorry, no Restaurant information is available!
Sorry, no Video Conferencing information is available!
Sorry, no Shuttle information is available!
Sorry, no Local Attraction information is available!

The only information they want to give you is this:

Area Airport Information
Rockford Illinois (RFD)
Distance: 20 MI
Chicago O Hare (ORD)
Distance: 60 MI

They also are gracious enough to give you driving directions. Over all I have to say the whole thing is a waste of space on the ™©Hotel server. And if you think I am making any of this up go and follow the link for your self. Its here. Would you stay at a ™©Hotel that offered that kind of information about itself?