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Sunday September 17th 2006
Fired Again 1:02 pm-
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Fired again. It’s official. Damn near word for word transcription of the recorded phone conversation.

Sheriff: Good afternoon this is the Sheriff.
Turk: Hi Sheriff this is Turk.
Sheriff: Hey yeah.
Turk: Hey I checked the schedule last night. I’m not on the… I don’t have time on the schedule.
Sheriff: Oh yeah, I guess I… I guess I forgot to put you on the schedule.
Turk: So I’d.. Just you know… Am I working or not?
Sheriff: Umm… No actually, no your not working.
Turk: Yeah er. Could you care to explain?
Sheriff: Yeah I will explain. Actually I was going to be in here tonight anyways. But uh, the powers to be have decided to let you go.
Turk: So I’ve been fired?
Sheriff: Um. Yeah. I… I’d… If you want to put it in that sense. Yes. It wasn’t my decision. But they’ve let you go.
Turk: What was the reasoning for my being let go?
Sheriff: Well like I say. The powers that be let you go.
Turk: Was there a reason or did just decided just to just let me go?
Turk: Theres got to be a reason.
Sheriff: I think part of it was just to let you go. I think they they deemed that the morale of the team would be better without you.
Turk: (laughing to myself) Ok.
Turk: Alright I guess that works.
Sheriff: Yeah. But um. But no I didn’t want to see you go. But of course my vote was out voted by everybody else.
Turk: No of course. Of course. Thank you Sheriff.
Sheriff: But no. Because I think. I think your one hell of an auditor and I can work with you. I don’t care what your attitude is or anything like that. I just said your a hell of an auditor and I can work around all… all your attitudes and stuff like that.
Turk: (laughing again) Well I think my attitudes justified.
Sheriff: Yeah. And I agree also.
Turk: Ok well thanks Sheriff you have a good day.
Sheriff: You do the same Turk
Turk: Yeah I’ll try.
Sheriff: Ok.

The Sheriff ladies and gentlemen. Give him a round of applause for that performance. Bravo!

Update
Here is the mp3 of the above conversation:

Fuck him. I think the sheriff has to be heard. Just so one can understand the magnitude of his pussy factor.

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7 Responses to ''Fired Again''
1
Lurker says:
September 18th, 2006 at 6:09 pm

Well…
I can’t say I am happy for you being fired, but …
This will definitely motivate you to find a decent place to work. They were treating you like shit. The place sucked, let them go suck even more.
I just hope you have some cash stashed for the interlude.

I wish you good luck. Please keep all us lurkers posted.

2
CanaDan says:
September 18th, 2006 at 7:28 pm

No doubt… I agree with what Lurker said.

Man, can you imagine the extra shit that’s going to pile up without someone decent to balance at night and actually fix mistakes? Shit’ll hit the fan!

3
Turk says:
September 18th, 2006 at 7:33 pm

It just feels weird not going to work. I’ve worked at that place so long it’s like home. I’ll miss the place. At least they can never take away the fun times I had.

Plus those computers they use are fucked now. I was keeping them running. The one has viruses on it. I know this for a fact because my credit card number got stolen by it. Keylogger type virus and if it got my number its getting the guests.

4
UpAllNight says:
September 19th, 2006 at 6:01 am

Yes, Best of Luck!

Their loss, your future gain.

5
amanda says:
November 19th, 2007 at 4:51 am

“i guess i forgot to put you on the schedule”…fuck, i love it!! He is such a fag nut…lol…I love how he goes from the schedule bullshit to the “powers that be” bullshit…what, like, God fired you or something???

6
Turk says:
November 19th, 2007 at 4:59 am

Yeah that’s the way the guy was. One of the reasons I registered the domain mybossisapussy.com. Ah the good old days of the worst hotel ever.

7
The Beast says:
July 4th, 2008 at 5:01 pm

Dude,

I just replayed this again. I have to say, that’s some funny shit. Not you getting fired, but, come on…”I guess I forgot to put you on the schedule” LOL, classic! What a tool. Sheesh.

Later Bro!

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