Me and the Newb celebrated out birthday yesterday by going to a micro brewery pup type place. Some of his old Mernards buddies came out to celebrate. One of them asked about the old Holiday Inn brochure that features the Newb on the front. Here is a scan of that brochure:
This brochure is from a different time and place that does not exist anymore in the hollow shell that is the worst hotel ever.
DAMN YOU! DAMN YOU ALL TO HELL TURK! :)
It’s not that bad. Look at all your wonderful hair. Though on the last page with you in the hot tub you can see a small bald patch on the back of your head.