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Wedding Jitters 10:18 pm-
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I’m now starting to panic. Saturday is my brother’s wedding. I’m the bestman. I still haven’t the slightest idea what I’m going to say for my bestman speech. Stay tuned as use my website to write out my speech.

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7 Responses to ''Wedding Jitters''
Dave says:
September 30th, 2008 at 3:05 am

The key to a winning Best Man speech is to blend the right amount of humor and sincerity into it.

Begin with a good Opening Line, tell a few jokes and funny stories, compliment the Bride, thank the appropriate people, then end with an inspiring closing line and Toast.

Tarpo says:
October 9th, 2008 at 7:16 pm

Be brief, be funny but not rude, and if you have an awesome embarrassing story that doesn’t involve strippers or sex with an animal tell it.

I think I am putting a soccer team at “your” hotel.. I’m uncomfortable realizing this..

Turk says:
October 9th, 2008 at 9:43 pm

If your staying at the worst hotel ever then god help you sir. But let me be clear that it is not “my” hotel anymore.

Eddie says:
November 12th, 2008 at 12:13 am

when are you going to get married?

Turk says:
November 12th, 2008 at 12:26 am

Never? I’ve yet to find the woman worthy of being the first future ex wife.

Eddie says:
November 23rd, 2008 at 5:07 pm

have you really been looking?

Turk says:
November 24th, 2008 at 7:26 am

Why on earth would I want to look? I’m single. I can spend my money on me and no one else. And where am I supposed to do this looking? Also I’m very specific in the kinda chick I would look for. The big thing for me is a chick who is single and that has no kids. My new sister in law tried to get me with one of her friends. But the no kids rule disqualifies that one. But really Eddie if you know any single kidless chicks my age send them my way. But keep in mind I’m in no hurry to join you in becoming shackled to a ball and chain.

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