Thursday July 9th 1998

	Me A GM? 3:00 am-Turk Comments (0) Default Permalink (No Ratings Yet) My mom just called me, and offered me a gig as a General Manager. She works for a company called AmeriHost. She says that its a great company to work for. Its a property in Sycamore IL. Mom says the pay is 25,000. And I really am kind of afraid. I have never been in charge of employees. I to be honest have a bad time with fellow employees anyway. I have a few problems about this. One, I don’t know anything about this company called AmeriHost. Its been my opinion that all of the companies that have owned the HI have all started like they are the greatest thing on the face of the planet. Not to many of them turned out that way in the long run. Two, its to damned far away. I don’t want to drive to work that long distance every day. The third problem is that it just shows that my mom just doesn’t know me at all. I can honestly say I am not GM material. And know that we got a top manager reading this page, I’m sure he can back me on this. And as much as I bash our GM, I admire that he has the balls to do it. That could be another reason why I wouldn’t take this job. I have seen the kind of hoops our GM has had to jump through for our owners. I couldn’t do it.
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Monday July 6th 1998

	As If Anyone Cared 3:00 am-Turk Comments (0) Default Permalink (No Ratings Yet) I had a chat with the Assistant General Manager last night. She was mad because she was up for a job with the parent company and was not even asked about it, let alone the chance of an interview for the position. She was very pissed about this. Going as far as to say she’s had it with those fucking Fishmen. I would feel sorry for her if it wasn’t against my fuck-you attitude. I’m sorry, Shit happens. As I recall I wasn’t asked to be Frontdesk Manager. Life’s a bitch some times. Get over or get a fuck-you attitude like mine. Goddamn fucking whining stupid bitch. Sorry there folks my supply of Prozac ran out early this morning. Or as an old buddy of mine would say “Your what hurts?” And in protest She’s looking for another job. Once more I would recommend a fuck-you attitude. Don’t get even, get really mad and break shit.
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Tuesday May 26th 1998

	Top Ten List 3:00 am-Turk Comments (0) Default Permalink (No Ratings Yet) Top Ten Good And Bad Things About Troy’s Hair Loss by Tom Stanley. Starts new political party called the Baldacrates. Tells people He is the missing bald Beatles. Becomes youngest President of the Hair Club for men. At 75 loses His mind and has His ears pierced and lives in a fantasy world where he is “Mr. Clean”. Wins 1999 Marlon Brando look a like contest at the Sand Festival. Entertains kids at family picnics by frying eggs on top of his head with only a magnifying glass. Becomes lifetime member of the Autobon Society for generous donations of drain hair for preservation of nests for homeless birds. Lands lead role in retirement home production of the King and I. Being mistaken for Telly Savalis’s younger bisexual brother. And the number one Good and Bad Things About Troy’s Hair Loss is: Irrational fear of bending over in local bowling alley. MpMQrVJgipwbpAt tpJ jt
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Sunday April 26th 1998

	Wanting To Get Fired-Part Two 3:00 am-Turk Comments (0) Fucks Permalink (No Ratings Yet) The Accountant was a little mad about me discovering that ALL managers have excrement for bodily fluids. I told her that I was sorry that she had excrement for bodily fluids. But she wouldn’t let it rest at that. She must of heard of this before that ALL managers have excrement for bodily fluids because she had all of the medical equipment to prove other wise. So I would like to say that the Accountant does not have excrement for bodily fluids. She is the exception to the rule. So let me restate my hypothesis: ALL managers besides the Accountant have excrement for bodily fluids. I’m sorry for the confusion. By the way Troy , this is four in a row for updating the site. Troy is an Assistant Manager at Menard$. His blood test hasn’t got back from the labs yet.
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