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Friday June 22nd 2007
Movie Galactus 4:45 am-
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Tim Story must die. It’s that time of again when the Barbershop director unleashes a new Fantastic Four movie on the world. I’m getting ahead of myself. First things first. This has me all pissed off. And here is the important part:

A storm cloud.

Stop right there. Fuck them. Galactus is the devourer of worlds goddamn it. The first picture is a cloud. The second picture is Galactus The Devourer of Worlds.

A Cloud Galactus

The Big G is not a fucking cloud. End of story. Tell this to that piece of fuck Tim “Barbershop” Story. Below is what Tim “Taxi” Story thinks Galactus should look like:

GahLakTus

So what we have here is proof that some comic books should not be made into movies. I’m glad I stuck to my guns and did not go and see this movie. I won’t watch it on dvd either. I’ll just dream of Fantastic Four movies that could have been.

At least Tim Story can’t fuck up the comic books themselves. Do yourself a favor and just go and buy this below.

44 years of the Fantastic Four on DVD!

You can thank me later for saving you from the second Tim Story Fantastic Four movie.

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