Here is the nightmare I had:
It starts out like some hot sex dream. Harpy Number One is naked and ready and willing. She smiles as I take my clothes off. When I’m naked she starts to laugh and says “You have a little dick!” laughing so hard she falls off the bed. Which is when I wake up.
What the fuck is my subconscious trying to tell me here?
That you have a little dick.
Hoo! Hey! I’m on FIRE!
My dick is majestic damn it!
Wow that is deep! Or very scary!