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Friday September 1st 2006
New Auditor Update 2 2:12 am-
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Not so long ago I wrote about the new night auditor. This is what I had decided was wrong with this new higher paid auditor:

I literally laughed out loud when it dawned on me what she had done. The new night auditor is fucking stupid. So either she doesn’t now how to balance credit cards or the new night auditor can not read or do basic math.

Which as it turns out this was harsh of me. I overlooked human frailty. What follows is another be a night auditor at home example. These below are the Amex and Mastercards that the new night auditor “balanced” (and again these open in a new window):

Amex Cards Mastercards

Here is the Amex Card Report. And here are the Auditor Mastercard Reports and the Desk Clerk Mastercards Reports (both are needed to balance the Mastercards). With this information it’s very easy to see that what the new night auditor is doing is getting the numbers wrong. 64.00 that should be 64.90 and 109.36 that should be 108.36. It was clear what the problem was:

Magna-Page 2X

It’s not that the lady can’t read or do simple math. It’s that she is blind as a bat. Ladies and Gentlemen may I introduce the Bausch & Lomb Magna-Page 2X:

8-1/4″x10-3/4″, Clear Acrylic Sheet provides instant magnification of an entire page. Made of high-quality clear acrylic. Specially designed fresnel lenses are molded (rather than hot stamped) of optical grade acrylic to provide optimum image quality.

So not stupid. Just a case of bad eyesight. Bad eyes equal more pay at the hotel. I’ll start sitting closer to the tv from now on and hope it will get me a raise when I come in with my very own Magna-Page.

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3 Responses to ''New Auditor Update 2''
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TT says:
September 10th, 2006 at 3:11 pm

Wow – where do I start? You are close, but havent’t even come close to the real story behind the <Name Removed> (Owners) facade. The layers and layers of bullshit you need to dig thru are too much for you. You have spent years and still can’t see the truth. I can help – if you want. Just say the word. The sheriff makes $31000 does that help? The <Name Removed> (Owner’s) have a history of violating labor laws and are in deep shit – does that help? The GM is not really a GM does that help? You are too smart not to see the truth, right?

TT

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CanaDan says:
September 10th, 2006 at 5:28 pm

I gotta say, I’m intrigued!

Speak on TT!

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Turk says:
September 10th, 2006 at 7:52 pm

Yes I’m very eager to hear what you have to say.

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