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Retarded Pay Days 7:24 pm-
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This bellow was with my pay check:

April 10, 2006
To: All Employees
From: Management

Effective April 14, 2006 Douche Bag Hospitality will be changing from semi-monthly pay cycles to bi-weekly. The work week will change from Monday thru Sunday to Friday thru Thursday. Paychecks will be distributed 10 days after the pay period ends. Hours worked April 1 – April 13, 2006 will be paid on April 24, 2006. The next pay period will be April 14-27. If the pay day falls on a Saturday, checks will be issued on Friday. If pay day falls on a Sunday, checks will be issued on Monday. Please forward questions to the general manager or to the accounting office.

Does that make sense to anyone? Honestly. The old system was pay periods began on the 1st of the month ending on the 15th. Then the 16 to the end of the month. We would get payed on the 10th and the 25th. If pay day fell on a Saturday we got payed on Friday. If pay day fell on a Sunday we got payed on that following Monday.

So it’s clear that management is fucking retarded right? Bi-weekly. Let’s look at that word for a second.


1. Happening every two weeks.
2. Happening twice a week; semiweekly.

They take something really simple. Every two weeks. And fuck that up with this “if it falls on a Saturday or Sunday” bullshit. Stupid fuckers. Lets do it exactly every two weeks with pay day every other god damn Friday. Jesus you fucking guys are starting to really get to me. It’s bad enough that the fucking dead beat owners can’t stop checks from bouncing. But we have to constantly put up with this inept managerial style.

Honsestly some please explain to me (hotel managers or otherwise) why this can’t be a simple get payed every other Friday? Post in the comments section if you have any input on this subject. I really would like an explanation.

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3 Responses to ''Retarded Pay Days''
Turk says:
April 11th, 2006 at 7:28 pm

Anyone care to shed some light on these Retarded Pay Days?

Douche Bag says:
April 18th, 2006 at 4:23 pm

Bi-weekly is the correct term. You will be paid every other Monday. Sorry for the confusion; the accountant did’nt do the math, I did. Making life simpler for those who confuse easily. That means 26 paydays per year not 24. LIFE IS GOOD!

Your friendly GM Douche Bag

Turk says:
April 18th, 2006 at 6:15 pm

Thanks for that clarification. I was hoping there would be some normality with this new pay periods.

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