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Tonight I want to talk about something that as I see it is not my part of my job. To me certain things just don’t fall under the job description of the night auditor. For example, tonight I come in and the front desk guy tells me he has some bad news for me. He proceeds to tell me how for reasons unknown to him the gift shop person isn’t coming in and I’m going to have to sell bus tickets.

Now I’m not certain if I’ve made my stance known on the whole bus issue. So let me make sure to explain myself. For almost seven fucking years I had to make coffee for hotel guests and these cocksuckers that ride the bus would come in and drink it all up and make a total fucking mess. The day they moved those fucks to the other side of the hotel I did a dance. I hate the bus people, the bus drivers, and every single one of these stupid assholes who calls a hotel for info on the god damn bus schedule.

I’m not selling one single ticket. I think my position is clear. And for starters no one is management has left any kind of instructions on how much to sell the tickets for. No info on what to post the ticket sales in the computer. Which is no surprise really because that’s just how fucking unorganized these management people are here. I’m supposed to develop psychic powers and via this telepathic ability read their god damn empty heads on just what I’m supposed to do.

So you can understand why I’m not selling tickets. I’m a night auditor, whom at the least is considered part of the front desk. Now no where in there should I be selling bus tickets. Not when the cluster fuck that our hotel management is doesn’t have the common decency to tell what to do. Leave me some detailed instructions. I’m anal like that. I want to know the simple details these people are to stupid to think to leave me.

And honestly even if they did leave the information I need to sell tickets I still wouldn’t. I consider those fucking savages that ride the bus my mortal enemies. Everyone of those bastards that comes I will tell them to buy the tickets from the lazy bus driver. Of course as it is I’ve yet to see a single person wanting bus tickets, so it’s really a moot point.

No I think the lazy person that’s supposedly in charge of the gift shop should come in and work. But it’s a lot easier to pawn your responsibility off on someone else. It’s just the way this place is ran. This place has gone so far past miss communication we are now at radio silence. And as Dennis Miller says of course that’s just my opinion. I could be wrong.

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4 Responses to ''Hotel News''
Turk says:
March 22nd, 2005 at 5:35 am

My dad calls me here at the hotel this morning. And in a funny voice he starts asking about what time the bus goes to Timbuktu. Now this is my dads way of commenting on the stuff I write. He’s not really all that into the whole internet thing and doesn’t probably realize the forums exist for that kind of thing. Funny non the less. He’s always doing that. Tells me that I’m fighting a battle I can’t win. Oh well.

Gawain says:
March 22nd, 2005 at 11:15 am

sell tickets for $3, and have “buy one get 2 free tuesdays” and “flash your titties for a free ticket fridays”

see how long they have you selling shit.

Antiroleplay says:
March 23rd, 2005 at 12:51 pm

ask them to pay what they think is fair for the tickets

Antiroleplay says:
March 25th, 2005 at 2:12 pm

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