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  • Wednesday November 20th 2002
    Breaking Policy 10:58 pm-
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    Here is a memo I have personally been expecting. I expected it because I’m paranoid. Because I can add one and two together and get three. Because I have recently trained two other people to do the Audit. Ladies and gentlemen the paper trail begins! I have taken the liberty of posting it right below in it’s all caps greatness:

    FRONT DESK & AUDITORS

    THERE WILL BE NO SMOKING BEHIND
    THE FRONT DESK OR IN THE BACK
    ROOM. THIS IS THE POLICY OF THIS
    HOTEL AND EVERY EMPLOYEE NEEDS
    TO ABIDE BY THIS POLICY. ANYONE
    FOUND SMOKING BY ANY OF THE
    MANAGER’S WILL BE WRITTEN UP!!

    The only part missing is the THANK YOU and the managers name. I just love the all cap memos. These are the same people who do this shit in chat and e-mails. It’s annoying. Now I don’t want anyone to get the idea I’m making fun of the memo writer. I’m not. It’s just the subject of the memo I’m making fun of.

    Everyone smokes back there. I’m the only one who gives the management the respect of doing it openly. Because I give them the benefit of the doubt. I assume they are intelligent people. I figure theses people are smart enough to know that I smoke. And that I don’t have to insult their intelligence by hiding the ashtray right before they come in for work.

    So at least I don’t have to worry about insulting their collective intelligence anymore. Anyone who does this based on what a guest said and then they do not ask me about it has no intelligence. Of course the memo writer could say that they are just following orders. But then that excuse didn’t work for the Nazi’s and it doesn’t work here either.

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