Number seven is a special case, she is a honorary Harpy. To be totally honest she does not fit any of the definitions, she is the complete opposite of the rest of the women on this page. Most of the women in this section are very high maintenance. She is the most easy-going person I have ever met in my life. She also happens to be my biggest regret.

Just a few of you may know the story behind this one. She was a long time ago. This is my way of putting it to rest. I always tell Izer that its his fault that I feel this way. Its not your fault Izer. There I admitted it. Its just one of my many nervous ticks.

I think in a way I nurtured this regret. I am ever the cynic and have seen way to many Bogart movies. Part of me wants the chance to use the line: “Of all of the gin joints in all of the towns in all of the world you had to walk into mine.”

Well until I see her at Rick’s Cafe Americana, as F Gump says that’s all I got to say about that.