I went to the barber shop today to get a haircut with Troy and his son. It was the little guys first haircut. Well his first professional haircut. His parents don’t count. Of course the young lad acted like it was some form of torture. I found the whole ordeal kind of hard to watch. I can only imagine what poor Troy felt having to hold his son as he screamed and cried as Jim gave the boy the trim. Jim handled it like the pro he is. Or maybe he was more like the guy who shears sheep.

There was some fuck from Beloit in the barber shop who was making me feel embarrassed to call myself an American. This jackass in the same breath mind you, was telling the barber shop how he didn’t like towel heads (his words) and how he knew the law. That’s the abridged version.

The long. We get there and this guy is talking about how the “towel heads” had bought the hotel in Beloit. So of course I listen to this stupid bastard. He went on to say how the “towel heads” had tried to buy his business in Beloit. He went on to tell how he would never sell to those “towel heads”, but he didn’t let them know that was the reason.

You see this genius explained that if you let them know that was the reason that you would have the whole Muslim nation against him. Also he stated that don’t let them know your a Christian. Because that is a sure way to get them to have a vendetta against you. So I’m sitting there thanking whomever that I’m not a Christian. Not because I’m afraid of the Muslims coming to get me. I’m glad because I’m not one of those bigoted idiots.

You see I have nothing against anyone. I don’t care what color your skin is. I don’t care what deity you worship. I just want to be able to not have to listen to these fanatics. The fact that this guy (the Christian) and the “towel heads” all are covered by those Bill of Rights slipped right by the guy. How can you talk like that? It makes no sense.

But what can you do? And the matter of who bought the hotel I say the same thing. I don’t care. This is the land of the free. The more the merrier. If the Japanese can own most of New York, let these people buy up some of Beloit.

I’ve heard through the grapevine that Crackhead Bob will be making a return to this site. If you missed Bob the last time you can read about him in these two posts: Comments! and Bladders And Such. I just want to say that I’m looking forward to hearing from you Bob.

I had a nice little chat with the head honcho of the Coleman Posse last night. We had not ever talked to any extent. A very cool guy is the opinion I came up with. So once again I have to pimp their website. Go there at once if you have not made the trip. He even stroked my ego, which grew even bigger with this quote:

“finally , I get to talk to the famous Turk”

I’m not sure my head will fit through the door now. Gary pointed me to their Supporters page. Upon viewing this page I’ve decided I have to add my own image to it. I just really dig their webpage. So hopefully I can figure out something cool that can go up there.

I’m still waiting on Crackhead Bob to return, as promised. Bob mentioned he had to go se the woman before he got on the net. So he may have been to busy “making with the love” as Jay would say. I’m a patient man. Hurry up.

Well as promised good old Crackhead Bob has made a return trip to this website. His comments on events at the hotel are interesting and provocative. With out further ado the remarks of Crackhead Bob:

Subject:WORKS SUCKS
Hey I’m back. Its been a while since I was here. I need to get a few things off of my chest before I go insane. Where I work, people think that they can leave when ever. Even though their work is not done yet. I have told my boss about this one guy who did it to me 4 Sundays in a row. NOTHING FUCKIN HAPPENED. I am so pissed off. Now if I decided to leave and not finish my work I would probably get bitched at. Yes I admit I left yesterday without finishing some of my work but I also came back and cleaned up what I could. I got to work Mothers Day and a little after 7:00 AM and when I got there I noticed that the restaurant did not have any water glasses or coffee cups and now silver wear rolled. I know for a fact that when I left the following saturday night there was silverware in the tub and I had water glasses and coffee cups. Now you would think that the so called MOD’s would order more water glasses for such instances where we don’t have enough. I have had that problem where I don’t have any water glasses one to many times and I am getting really pissed off about it. How am I supposed to serve my customers if I don’t have all of the equipment. You would also think that the MOD’s would stay and make sure that their employees stay and finish their job before they leave, but NO they do not, they leave early. Another thing about Mothers Day; why in the Hell did the banquet area have a ice cream machine for the brunch and a harp player again. The hotel doesn’t have the money to be spending on stupid crap like that. They could be spending it on more important things (BILLS OR RAISES FOR EMPLOYES). Thank you for your time. I have to go now, but I will be on later. See ya

His point about the ice cream machine and the harp player is a valid one. It does seem like a waste of money for such a little trifle. But what can you do?

I wish to commend Bob for his lack of cowardice in his posting of comments. Not to many employees have that kind of balls. But of course you know that if “they” find out who you are they will try to put their fascist moves on you. Threats of firing and write ups will be tossed around. I bet “they” don’t laugh at this site now.

You see this is what I want. Employee interaction. Employee revolution. Crackhead Bob makes another return:

Subject:WORKS SUCKS pt. 2
I am back again to say how much hate my job. I got to work tonight and I wasn’t to happy when I got there. Every FUCKING table had no silverwear on it I had no water glass again (BIG SUPRISE) and no silverwear rolled. What the FUCK is up with the morning staff. I mean DAMNIT. Even if they were busy, its not like they are busy all FUCKING day, there probably is a period of at least a couple hours that they aren’t that busy that they can role silverwear or stock water glasses or fill ice. Tonight I rolled all of the silverwear that we had and it was not enough for all of the tables. I had at least 15 tables that did not have silverwear on them. When I told my boss that we did not have any more rolled silverwear and only one water glass she told me to put paper napkins on all of the tables that did not have rolled silverwear on them and put silverwear on the paper napkins, like I did when I first started 3 yrs and 9 months ago. It was bull shit. Not once has the morning staff ever had to do that. I come in a lot and see tables with no rolled silverwear on them. Why didn’t the morning staff do what I did last night? I have no FUCKING clue. I also had to wait for the dishwashers to put some water glasses threw the machine so I could set the tables. So the last hour of my night tonight sucked ass. I was so pissed off when I was told to do that. I wanted to say no, but I knew if I did I would get bitched at. So I said “FUCK IT” and did it. Well I gotta go. I will be back next time when something pisses me off at work. Bye for now.

Bob don’t edit out you naughty words. We are all adults. If you want to say fuck, you go right ahead. No censorship here. Exercise you freedom of speech man!

I wonder how “The Dude” likes this? You laughing now?

Star Wars Geek is the post were I showed off my tickets for Episode I. So seeing how Episode II opens tomorrow officially and the sneak previews tonight I figured I put up the link to my past geekness.

I had talked about how I read the comic book adaptation and how I wasn’t so thrilled about seeing the flick. Well now that it’s just a number of hours away I’m getting that fanboy itch to see it. I’m going to see if I can get tickets for tonight’s late showing. I just hope the movie plays out better than the comic book.

Well you win some and you lose some. My computer has decided to take a crap on me. When I boot up I get this wonderful Windows XP blue screen of death:

I think that I need a new hard drive.