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A Joke 3:25 am-
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Here is a joke Rindfleisch sent me in an e-mail:

A magician worked on a cruise ship. The audience was different each week, so he did the same tricks over and over again.

One problem: The captain’s parrot saw the show each week and began to figure out how the magician did every trick.

Once he understood, he started shouting in the middle of the show “Look, he’s hiding the flowers under the table!” and “Hey, why are all the cards the ace of spades?”

The magician was furious but couldn’t do anything. It was, after all, the captain’s parrot.

Then, during a fierce storm, the ship sank. The magician found himself on a piece of wood in the middle of the sea with, as fate would have it, the parrot.

They stared at each other with hatred but did not utter a word. This went on for a day, and then another and then another.

Finally on the fourth day, the parrot could not hold back “OK, I give up. Where’s the fucking ship?”

Rindfleisch also sent me an e-mail almost 2mb’s. You do that again and your going to get it.

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