Friday September 19th 2008

	Two Years Ago 3:55 am-Turk Comments (0) « Hide Bad Hotel Permalink Fuck me silly. I missed the two year anniversary of the second time I got fired from the worst hotel ever. So pretend it’s the 17th of September and celebrate with me on two whole years since I got let go over the phone by listening to that phone call: Audio clip: Adobe Flash Player (version 9 or above) is required to play this audio clip. Download the latest version here. You also need to have JavaScript enabled in your browser. Played 148 Times The 27th of this month will be two whole years I’ve worked at the good hotel. Time flies when your having fun.Which really is thanks to the douche bag and the sheriff for firing me. A week later or before and I wouldn’t have had the job. It really was perfect timing. You see the guy who was working first shift at the good hotel wanted to get out of the hotel business. The lady that was doing the third shift wanted to move to the first shift. I just fell into place. Honestly I couldn’t have planned it better. Big thanks again to the the douche bag (ex gm) and the sheriff (my old boss who still is a pussy I’m sure).
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Monday September 17th 2007

	One Year Ago 11:20 pm-Turk Comments (1) Show » Bad Hotel Permalink So it’s been exactly one year ago that I would have been fired for the second time from the worst hotel ever. I say this only because I ruined the sheriff’s chance to personally fire me by checking the schedule the day before and then calling him to ask what was going on. To celebrate the day I submit for everyone’s listening approval the unedited version of that call: Audio clip: Adobe Flash Player (version 9 or above) is required to play this audio clip. Download the latest version here. You also need to have JavaScript enabled in your browser. Played 148 Times In ten days I will also be celebrating my one year anniversary at the new hotel. Which is a nice place to work. With any luck in another year the worst hotel ever will finally be dead. What a happy day that will be.
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Sunday September 17th 2006

	Fired Again 1:02 pm-Turk Comments (7) Show » Bad Hotel, Chat Permalink Fired again. It’s official. Damn near word for word transcription of the recorded phone conversation. Sheriff: Good afternoon this is the Sheriff. Turk: Hi Sheriff this is Turk. Sheriff: Hey yeah. Turk: Hey I checked the schedule last night. I’m not on the… I don’t have time on the schedule. Sheriff: Oh yeah, I guess I… I guess I forgot to put you on the schedule. Turk: So I’d.. Just you know… Am I working or not? Sheriff: Umm… No actually, no your not working. Turk: Yeah er. Could you care to explain? Sheriff: Yeah I will explain. Actually I was going to be in here tonight anyways. But uh, the powers to be have decided to let you go. Turk: So I’ve been fired? Sheriff: Um. Yeah. I… I’d… If you want to put it in that sense. Yes. It wasn’t my decision. But they’ve let you go. Turk: What was the reasoning for my being let go? Sheriff: Well like I say. The powers that be let you go. Turk: Was there a reason or did just decided just to just let me go? Turk: Theres got to be a reason. Sheriff: I think part of it was just to let you go. I think they they deemed that the morale of the team would be better without you. Turk: (laughing to myself) Ok. Turk: Alright I guess that works. Sheriff: Yeah. But um. But no I didn’t want to see you go. But of course my vote was out voted by everybody else. Turk: No of course. Of course. Thank you Sheriff. Sheriff: But no. Because I think. I think your one hell of an auditor and I can work with you. I don’t care what your attitude is or anything like that. I just said your a hell of an auditor and I can work around all… all your attitudes and stuff like that. Turk: (laughing again) Well I think my attitudes justified. Sheriff: Yeah. And I agree also. Turk: Ok well thanks Sheriff you have a good day. Sheriff: You do the same Turk Turk: Yeah I’ll try. Sheriff: Ok. The Sheriff ladies and gentlemen. Give him a round of applause for that performance. Bravo! Update Here is the mp3 of the above conversation: Audio clip: Adobe Flash Player (version 9 or above) is required to play this audio clip. Download the latest version here. You also need to have JavaScript enabled in your browser. Played 148 Times Fuck him. I think the sheriff has to be heard. Just so one can understand the magnitude of his pussy factor.
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Saturday December 5th 1998

	Definition Of Unhappy 3:00 am-Spider Comments (0) « Hide Default, Pictures Permalink Turk sent me a copy of his termination papers and I thought it was so funny I had to share it with the group. First just so we are clear here is the Webster’s Dictionary’s definition of Unhappy: Source: Webster’s Revised Unabridged Dictionary (1913) [web1913] unhappy \Un*hap”py\, a. 1. Not happy or fortunate; unfortunate; unlucky; as, affairs have taken an unhappy turn. 2. In a degree miserable or wretched; not happy; sad; sorrowful; as, children render their parents unhappy by misconduct. 3. Marked by infelicity; evil; calamitous; as, an unhappy day. “The unhappy morn.” –Milton. Ok here is the hotels definition of unhappy: 1. Turk had put passwords from encore on his webpage. Several people from the property had seen them. 2. Turk also was leaving the Frontdesk at 7:00am when he should have stayed until 8:00am. He was going back to the kitchen and eating breakfast. 3. Turk also had a difficult time dealing with being supervised. He felt he could do as he pleased whenever he wanted and did not have to abide by any rules. This beautifully written poetry was authored by Turk’s ex-boss Larry. So what Larry is trying to say here is:1. a person can’t have a personal life. I know for a fact Turk put up old password’s of this dipshit’s. The fuck was changing his password every day or two. 2. The employee can not spend time for a break to eat breakfast. Shame. Shame on Turk for doing that. And 3. well I can’t argue with his third reason. I should point out that in Larry’s written statement he spells felt as feet so the line reads as: He feet he could do as he pleased whenever he wanted. You explain that to me. Those of you who like to see this document in the flesh click here.
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Saturday November 28th 1998

	I’m Not Happy 3:00 am-Turk Comments (0) « Hide Bad Hotel Permalink Well the event I have personally been waiting for has happened. As of 10:00pm I was let go from the hotel by Shawn Kennedy. His reason for letting me see the hatch was that I was not happy at the hotel. So what happens now? First I plan on getting ass drunk. Then on Monday I plan on calling my friends at the ACLU. Then I plan on contacting the media. They might like the corporate bastards against the poor little webmaster angle. So any way. Troy’s here, we have to go. I would like to thank in no particular order: Shawn Kennedy. Larry W. John W. Paula M. And anyone else that deserves my thanks. You all have been to kind.
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Tuesday November 3rd 1998

	The End Could Be Nigh 3:00 am-Turk Comments (0) « Hide Default Permalink In the last month this site has taken a life of its own. two rumors regarding this site have sprung up. Rumor number one was that I had reported on this site about the GM’s secretary being fired a week before she was actually fired. Ok that’s a rumor that I don’t mind, it give the site a kind of myth I am looking for. Rumor two really fucking pisses me off. Which I won’t go in to details, because I have some morals (right Scott?). It involves the sexual orientation of a person being discussed on this page along with nude pictures. the person in question hasn’t taken this rumor to well. Some of you have that lack of character to make smartass remarks to the person. My number one rule on this site is that I will not touch a person sexual orientation with a ten foot poll on this site. No fucking way. I’m crazy not stupid. If I wanted to discuss a persons sexuality I could have opened fire along time ago. But I didn’t. If I ever go into a discussion about one’s sexual preference it will be about me not any one else. Second because of the agreement with the place that is hosting my website I can not have any nude or pornographic content on this site. And if I was stupid enough to make fun of a person I sure as shit would not go after a peon like my self. I would go for the big cheese. Back to these childish fucks who are spreading these rumors. You people are scum. I won’t name your names on this site because I don’t need too. You know who you are. At work I won’t say anything either. I’ll just give you a wink and you will know who I am talking about. But really, if any of you who have heard this, told this, or know who started this please give me a ring or e-mail. I would welcome any feedback on this situation that I can get. If there was ever a time that I ask for my readers to show signs of support it is now. take a stand. If you people read this site even a little you know that this shit is totally untrue. Its just that I don’t want to be fired for shit I haven’t even done. That is all.
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Saturday September 26th 1998

	“Pertinent Hotel Information” 3:00 am-Turk Comments (0) « Hide Default Permalink Well here it is. This site has been up since January 31st. It is now September 26th. Today The Man called me into his office. He wanted to discuss my site and threatened to fire me. It seems the FDM didn’t want to talk to me about anything. He came in this morning acting the same as usual. And once again I want to state that I have nothing against the guy. I like him. Now The Man (GM Type) stated to me that I can not have “pertinent hotel information” on this site any more. When I asked him if “pertinent hotel information” included my opinion he told me I could put my opinion on my site to look for a new job. Which if you ask me that isn’t much of a definition. So what does this mean? For a while no more “pertinent hotel information” as The Man says. But it also frees up some time to do research on the subject. I in a way new this was coming, when I gave this address to the F&B.
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