Wednesday July 23rd 2008

	Turk The Belligerent 6:10 am-Turk Comments (0) « Hide Default Permalink Gawain puts the caller from the last post in perspective: [05:44] Gawain: honestly I think its awesome that YOU are the person to go to to bitch about hotels. [05:44] Turk: I guess [05:44] Gawain: people CALL YOUR ASS UP. [05:44] Gawain: you’re almost goddamn famous dude. [05:44] Gawain: you are the Lum The Mad of the hotel world. [05:44] Turk: hahahaha [05:45] Gawain: Turk The Belligerent. The Belligerent, I suppose that fits me.
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Wednesday April 23rd 2008

	Not A Roleplayer 12:01 am-Turk Comments (1) Show » CoH, Screens Permalink This below is an instant message I got from an old DAoC guildie (take note of the name of said guildie) regarding my activities in City of Heroes. [12:25] Antiroleplay: so i hear you’re a roleplayer!!!1111 [12:25] *** Auto-response sent to Antiroleplay: Playing City of Heroes. My global chat handle is @Turk [12:26] Antiroleplay: it’s true! Next I have a screenshot. Nothing special about it. Unless you zoom in to the full size image and read the text in yellow. I wonder where Anti heard this information? Below is an in game chat log from the guild chat channel that is mandatory you stay in character. [SuperGroup]Sofie La Mystere: No wonder no one eever finds this guy, living in ze sewers for 200 years, I wouldn’t want to find ‘im either. [SuperGroup]Nick Wicked: Oi don’ know what you wuz expectin. It’s the bloody sewers after all, eh? [SuperGroup]Sofie La Mystere: eh? Another english? [SuperGroup]Sofie La Mystere: sounds more…canadian. [SuperGroup]Nick Wicked: Pfft. [SuperGroup]Sofie La Mystere: Your canadian eh? [SuperGroup]Nick Wicked: Oim Nick Wicked, an’ Oim a bleedin Rock star, mate. [SuperGroup]Sofie La Mystere: hm.. [SuperGroup]Nick Wicked: Canada! Oi nevah ‘erd such a thing. [SuperGroup]Sofie La Mystere: ah’ve never ‘eard of you. And here is my in game tell to this “Nick Wicked” person. [Tell]–>Nick Wicked: your such a putz [Tell]Nick Wicked: hahahahahaha So you see I’m not the roleplayer here. I just don’t swing that way. Unlike Nick Wicked.
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Friday March 28th 2008

	More City of Heroes 4:37 am-Turk Comments (0) « Hide CoH, Screens Permalink Still playing City of Heroes. I’ve been playing mostly in the mornings with my healer bot (action shots below). I only played with my friend (the newb) once last weekend. I figured out one mystery. I would send him tells in game when I saw him online and never get any responses back from him. As I found out he plays with the chat window minimized. Because it’s in the way of seeing whats going on. That is the reason he gave. From his newb point of view I guess I understand. There is a lot of stuff on the screen. It is probably a lot to deal with all at once. For those of you that keep track of these things or are just curious (or bored even) here are two shots of Gawain’s good guy. The first one shows his bio (here is his badguy bio). The second is just a heroic pose. I also joined the guild that Gawain’s hero is in. They are role players. The server we play on (Virtue) is the unofficial role playing server. But I wasn’t quite ready for this role playing thing. Turk is now a member of League of Misfits! [Team]Turk: do I need to say anything? [Team]Turk: can I just say thanks [Team]Turk: not a lot of chatter [Team]Lowblow: yeah go ahead. [SuperGroup]Turk: Thank you for the invite into the team. [SuperGroup]Acorn Avenger: Hi Turk! [SuperGroup]Acorn Avenger: I’m the Acorn Avenger! [SuperGroup]Lowblow: ((they’re rude, turk, don’t worry. except for acorn avenger who is not rude but awesome instead.)) [Team]Turk: jesus their talking to me [SuperGroup]Acorn Avenger: [[naw, I';m rude OOC, AA is just nuts]] [SuperGroup]Lowblow: ((ok, I take back what I said then.)) I have a number of problems about role playing my character. First and foremost is the fact my hero is based on my old high school era comic book. So granted there is not a lot of character there to play with. I guess I’ll have to come up with something or use the crazy angle G uses. Some of it is just weird. To speak ooc (out of character for the newbs) you use double brackets at the beginning and end of the ooc text. [[This is dumb.]] Which to me is dumb. For now I guess I’ll just not say much in the guild chat channel. I think I’ll talk DarkIzer into joining up too and then make him open up his damn chat window.
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Wednesday November 7th 2007

	More Hellgate: London 5:47 am-Turk Comments Off Games Permalink Hellgate: London flavored chat log: [05:01] Turk: HELLGATE! [05:02] Gawain: I’m not as crazy as that. [05:02] Gawain: thats fucking crazy ass crazy. [05:02] Gawain: I saw that and I was like.. oh, hes just fucking with me. [05:02] Turk: sorry [05:02] Gawain: no.. you really did buy it. [05:02] Turk: yes [05:02] Gawain: so then I was like… well, they must have fixed a bunch of shit. [05:02] Gawain: and then I was reading and you’re like “they haven’t fixed shit” [05:02] Turk: I’ll update later with the current status [05:03] Gawain: the extra funny comes in when you see that post right above the post with the forum pic on it. [05:03] Turk: yeah yeah [05:03] Gawain: jesus you’re not… subscribing… are you? [05:03] Gawain: oh my god. [05:03] Gawain: you’re subscribing. [05:03] Turk: just to for a month [05:03] Turk: to see, it’s only ten bucks [05:03] Gawain: jesus christ you are sick. you need help. [05:03] Turk: yeah [05:03] Turk: the december patch sounds nice [05:03] Turk: stonehenge as a hub [05:03] Turk: outside areas [05:04] Turk: again if they can fix shit [05:04] Turk: and that is a big if [05:04] Gawain: I don’t know you anymore. [05:04] Gawain: fucking subscribing to hellgate. [05:04] Gawain: jesus. It gets worse. Below are two entries from my online banking statement: 11/05/2007 POS PURCHASE 11/03 20:55 HELLGATE PING0 800-346-3425 CAUS VCP 9.99 11/05/2007 POS PURCHASE 11/03 02:40 HELLGATE PING0 800-346-3425 CAUS VCP 9.99 So I’m already in for more than I wanted. Though the official website makes no mention of this billing issue (why scare away more suckers?) in the private forums the do at least admit they are aware. They offer little help. You can fill out an Ask a Question form. I received an email with this very unreassuring message: Your inquiry has been received. You should receive a response from a Hellgate Customer Service Representative within 24 hours. By my clock 24 hours have passed and I have yet to hear back from them. My bank account has not been credited. Perhaps Gawain is right and I’m sick and need help. But I hope they get the game in order. The glimmer of fun is there. The december patch also sounds like it has potential. I’ve heard mention of Stonehenge as a hub and the inclusion of more outside areas like forests. I just hope it doesn’t take longer than a month or two to fix these issues. Here are some links from the game sites with more on this billing fuck up: Hellgate Billing Issues, Hellgate Subs Gone Wild?, and Hellgate London Subscribers Report Extra Charges, Restricted Access to Membership Benefits. Also worth reading is the Shacknews review of the game. Which gives a honest dead on review on how the game really is.
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Monday October 15th 2007

	Hotel Insider Chat 4:02 am-Turk Comments (0) « Hide Bad Hotel, Chat Permalink Here is my chat with the Hotel Insider. We cover a few topics of interest regarding the worst hotel ever. What happened when the cops came to talk to me. What the hotel is like now. The newb auditor turned into a front desk supervisor. And a shared dislike for the biggest douche bag in the universe. [3:31] Turk: you work at the desk? [3:32] Hotel Insider: no [3:32] Hotel Insider: I did do night audit before though at another hotel [3:32] Turk: how did you find out about my site? [3:32] Hotel Insider: back when you were fired and they were all investigating you etc [3:32] Hotel Insider: actually when I seen your site [3:32] Hotel Insider: I was like.. “man wish I could of met that guy he sounds pretty cool” [3:33] Turk: wow did they make a big deal out of it? [3:33] Hotel Insider: cause of the the idiots who stole crap from regal beloit [3:33] Turk: oh [3:33] Turk: right that shit [3:33] Turk: heh [3:33] Hotel Insider: well, we had just got regal beloit again for banquets [3:33] Hotel Insider: and they were doing like meetings for this new program they paid a mil for or something for managers [3:34] Hotel Insider: well these 3 people that use to work there I’m pretty sure stole this like big chest that they would keep there laptops in for the trainees [3:34] Turk: yeah [3:34] Hotel Insider: and they were watching you and seeing what you were posting etc seeing if maybe you were the one who did it read more…
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Wednesday August 15th 2007

	Chat Log Again 6:52 am-Turk Comments (0) « Hide Chat Permalink Because these really are so easy. The last time I shocked Gawain like this it was my confession of disliking the Blue Man Group and that Jack Nicholson is a bad Joker. [06:03] Gawain: lotion hee. I forgot about this. [06:04] Gawain: I need to download the mp3 again. [06:07] Turk: what is it? [06:07] Turk: why do I want to watch it? [06:07] Gawain: its the greenskeepers signing “it puts the lotion in the basket” [06:07] Gawain: its OOOOOOLD. [06:07] Turk: ahah [06:07] Turk: ok [06:07] Gawain: but still awesome. [06:08] Turk: you lost me at greenskeepers [06:08] Gawain: what? [06:08] Turk: never heard of it/them [06:08] Turk: this another weirdo german speed metal band? [06:09] Gawain: no, not at all. [06:09] Gawain: its acoustic guitar I think. [06:09] Turk: ok looked it up on wikipedia [06:10] Gawain: its just a funny goddamn song. christ. [06:10] Turk: ok [06:10] Turk: sorry [06:10] Gawain: you’d think I sent you furry porn at some point or something. [06:10] Turk: come on you know me. billy joel and frank sinatra [06:10] Turk: musically challenged I’ve been called [06:11] Gawain: well this is funny and you should watch it if you haven’t seen it. it came out like a couple years ago, but its still good. especially if you’re a silence of the lambs fan. [06:11] Gawain: which I am. [06:11] Turk: I’ve never seen it [06:12] Gawain: hah hah. thats really funny. hah. not seen silence of the lambs. man you almost had me there. [06:12] Turk: honestly [06:12] Turk: hand to god [06:12] Gawain: but… its one of the classics of modern cinema! [06:12] Gawain: anthony fuckin’ hopkins! [06:13] Turk: yeah I know of it [06:13] Turk: just not seen it [06:13] Turk: not really up my alley [06:14] Turk: I’ve shattered your perception of me again, haven’t I? [06:14] Gawain: …. HOW CAN THIS BEEEEEEE?! [06:14] Gawain: shit, and now I have to go to work. [06:14] Gawain: DOWNLOAD THE FUCKING MOVIE. [06:14] Gawain: and watch it. [06:14] Turk: in fact [06:14] Turk: the line [06:14] Turk: rubs the lotion on its skin, or else it gets the hose again [06:14] Turk: I know from an episode of family guy [06:14] Gawain: omg. [06:14] Gawain: I can’t talk to you anymore. [06:15] Gawain: jesus. download the movie. watch it. jesus. never… seen… jesus christ. how could you… have… gaaaaaaaaaaagh [06:15] Turk: I’m just not into serial killers [06:15] Turk: sorry Not only have I not seen The Silence of the Lambs, I never seen any of the sequels either. I’m just not into these kinds of movies.
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Friday July 13th 2007

	Another Chat Log 3:34 am-Turk Comments (0) « Hide Chat, Doctor Who Permalink This shit starts out harmlessly. [12:59] Gawain: Korn’s Another Brick In The Wall im not particularly a Korn fan, but they did a very nice cover of Another Brick In The Wall. [1:00] Turk: korn? [1:00] Gawain: yeah. [1:00] Gawain: they covered a pink floyd song. and I have to say they did it really well. [1:00] Turk: covering another brick in the wall? [1:00] Gawain: yup. [1:00] Gawain: just watch it. [1:01] Turk: no [1:03] Gawain: that site is awesome, btw. Which makes me look around and I find some Doctor Who divx videos. Which leads to this conversation: [2:31] Turk: The Mind Robbers second doctor story [2:31] Turk: zoe was the hottest companion [2:31] Turk: dig the photo copy backgrounds in the tardis console room in the begining [2:31] Turk: got to love the 60’s bbc [2:32] Gawain: you are such a goddamn fanboy. [2:38] Turk: yeah [2:42] Turk: Zoe honestly [2:42] Turk: hot [2:43] Turk: and she would wear these skin tight outfits [2:43] Turk: man [2:50] Gawain: the wife asked what I was looking at, I explained, she rolled her eyes and called you a nerd. [2:50] Turk: … [2:50] Gawain: heh. [2:50] Gawain: and then went to bed. [2:51] Turk: remind her when she gets up that at least I’m not some larping faggot [2:51] Gawain: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA [2:51] Gawain: holy shit, that is the ultimate trump card. [2:51] Turk: thank you [2:51] Turk: I didn’t want to do it [2:51] Turk: but I had to [2:51] Gawain: heh. [2:51] Gawain: you totally bypassed cruise missiles and went straight to nukes. For those who want to see what I’m talking about, here is a thumbnailed picture (that I made Gawain check out) of the Second Doctor’s companion Zoe Heriot mentioned above:
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