Friday September 19th 2008

	Two Years Ago 3:55 am-Turk Comments (0) « Hide Bad Hotel Permalink Fuck me silly. I missed the two year anniversary of the second time I got fired from the worst hotel ever. So pretend it’s the 17th of September and celebrate with me on two whole years since I got let go over the phone by listening to that phone call: Audio clip: Adobe Flash Player (version 9 or above) is required to play this audio clip. Download the latest version here. You also need to have JavaScript enabled in your browser. Played 148 Times The 27th of this month will be two whole years I’ve worked at the good hotel. Time flies when your having fun.Which really is thanks to the douche bag and the sheriff for firing me. A week later or before and I wouldn’t have had the job. It really was perfect timing. You see the guy who was working first shift at the good hotel wanted to get out of the hotel business. The lady that was doing the third shift wanted to move to the first shift. I just fell into place. Honestly I couldn’t have planned it better. Big thanks again to the the douche bag (ex gm) and the sheriff (my old boss who still is a pussy I’m sure).
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Thursday May 15th 2008

	Age of Conan 9:49 pm-Turk Comments (0) « Hide MMO's Permalink It is time for Age of Conan! Audio clip: Adobe Flash Player (version 9 or above) is required to play this audio clip. Download the latest version here. You also need to have JavaScript enabled in your browser. Played 22 Times Thank Crom I got in on the early access before it sold out.
	Age of Conan, Audio Print	Views: 180 Popularity: 24%

Monday September 17th 2007

	One Year Ago 11:20 pm-Turk Comments (1) Show » Bad Hotel Permalink So it’s been exactly one year ago that I would have been fired for the second time from the worst hotel ever. I say this only because I ruined the sheriff’s chance to personally fire me by checking the schedule the day before and then calling him to ask what was going on. To celebrate the day I submit for everyone’s listening approval the unedited version of that call: Audio clip: Adobe Flash Player (version 9 or above) is required to play this audio clip. Download the latest version here. You also need to have JavaScript enabled in your browser. Played 148 Times In ten days I will also be celebrating my one year anniversary at the new hotel. Which is a nice place to work. With any luck in another year the worst hotel ever will finally be dead. What a happy day that will be.
	Audio, Fired, The Sheriff Print	Views: 522 Popularity: 57%

Wednesday August 1st 2007

	EQ2 Audio 5:13 am-Turk Comments (0) « Hide EverQuest Permalink Teamspeak audio from me and my nephew playing eq2. The mp3 begins right after I tell the kid to tell uncle lumpy to go fuck himself after he had hassled my nephew about playing games to long. Audio clip: Adobe Flash Player (version 9 or above) is required to play this audio clip. Download the latest version here. You also need to have JavaScript enabled in your browser. Played 30 Times I often forget how the kids take my word like I know what I’m talking about. On the subject of lumpy I suppose I am. Fuck him. My favorite part is when my best friend gets on the mic to chastise me.
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Saturday June 23rd 2007

	Audio Time 2:48 pm-Turk Comments (1) Show » Default Permalink Here is a mp3 of me, my niece, and my nephew watching the South Park Episode Red Hot Catholic Love when Cartman poops out his mouth: Audio clip: Adobe Flash Player (version 9 or above) is required to play this audio clip. Download the latest version here. You also need to have JavaScript enabled in your browser. Played 51 Times As a bonus here is my nephew making what we call the nintendo face:
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Thursday January 11th 2007

	No More Sheriff 11:37 pm-Turk Comments (1) « Hide Bad Hotel Permalink The Sheriff is dead (well not dead, just not at the worst hotel ever anymore)! In retrospect here is the sound clip that made him what he is: Audio clip: Adobe Flash Player (version 9 or above) is required to play this audio clip. Download the latest version here. You also need to have JavaScript enabled in your browser. Played 113 Times This ends the tale that started mybossisapussy.com. This info was provided to me by a poor soul still trapped at that hotel and still tormented by the gm biggest douche bag in the universe.
	Audio, The Sheriff Print	Views: 548 Popularity: 67%

Sunday September 17th 2006

	Fired Again 1:02 pm-Turk Comments (7) Show » Bad Hotel, Chat Permalink Fired again. It’s official. Damn near word for word transcription of the recorded phone conversation. Sheriff: Good afternoon this is the Sheriff. Turk: Hi Sheriff this is Turk. Sheriff: Hey yeah. Turk: Hey I checked the schedule last night. I’m not on the… I don’t have time on the schedule. Sheriff: Oh yeah, I guess I… I guess I forgot to put you on the schedule. Turk: So I’d.. Just you know… Am I working or not? Sheriff: Umm… No actually, no your not working. Turk: Yeah er. Could you care to explain? Sheriff: Yeah I will explain. Actually I was going to be in here tonight anyways. But uh, the powers to be have decided to let you go. Turk: So I’ve been fired? Sheriff: Um. Yeah. I… I’d… If you want to put it in that sense. Yes. It wasn’t my decision. But they’ve let you go. Turk: What was the reasoning for my being let go? Sheriff: Well like I say. The powers that be let you go. Turk: Was there a reason or did just decided just to just let me go? Turk: Theres got to be a reason. Sheriff: I think part of it was just to let you go. I think they they deemed that the morale of the team would be better without you. Turk: (laughing to myself) Ok. Turk: Alright I guess that works. Sheriff: Yeah. But um. But no I didn’t want to see you go. But of course my vote was out voted by everybody else. Turk: No of course. Of course. Thank you Sheriff. Sheriff: But no. Because I think. I think your one hell of an auditor and I can work with you. I don’t care what your attitude is or anything like that. I just said your a hell of an auditor and I can work around all… all your attitudes and stuff like that. Turk: (laughing again) Well I think my attitudes justified. Sheriff: Yeah. And I agree also. Turk: Ok well thanks Sheriff you have a good day. Sheriff: You do the same Turk Turk: Yeah I’ll try. Sheriff: Ok. The Sheriff ladies and gentlemen. Give him a round of applause for that performance. Bravo! Update Here is the mp3 of the above conversation: Audio clip: Adobe Flash Player (version 9 or above) is required to play this audio clip. Download the latest version here. You also need to have JavaScript enabled in your browser. Played 148 Times Fuck him. I think the sheriff has to be heard. Just so one can understand the magnitude of his pussy factor.
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