Friday August 14th 2009

	This Is Gay 2:18 am-Turk Comments (0) « Hide Fucks Permalink This is the gayest thing ever: What a bunch of faggots. And yeah I don’t give a shit if I’m offending these gays/faggots/dykes. Grow a pair. It’s just words. Slang words on top of that. I’m surprised these guys never heard the childhood saying “Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words can never hurt me.” And for the record here is my count (not counting this post) of how many times I’ve used these words on my blog: Dyke shows up just once. Faggot shows up seven times Gay shows up more than 15 times All of these terms are used in replacement for words dumb or stupid. The exception being the Starbuck post. I still say the chick looks like a dyke. Read Full Post
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Wednesday January 21st 2009

	Playing WaR Again 2:09 am-Turk Comments (0) « Hide MMO's Permalink WoW is cancelled. I’m back to WaR. Gawain sent me many screenshots of his guys and talked just too much about Warhammer Online’s awesome RvR. So I rolled on the stupid gay role playing server G plays on as a Goblin Squig Herder: It’s my first time playing a ranged type character. But it does have a pet. It is a nice change of pace after being a melee guy for so long. Read Full Post
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Thursday December 29th 2005

	Points 9:49 am-Turk Comments (0) « Hide Permalink Hotel Total: 0 My Total: 0 Hotel Total Point Breakdown: Head over to the Archive to see the old posts. My Total Point Breakdown: Examples Of The Point System -10 pts for having a negative professional winning attitude *** -5 pts for not wearing the proper attire until the uniforms are in -3 pts for not wearing your name tags * -2 pts for not greeting everyone approaching the desk -2 pts each for unlocked cash drawers -1 pt for using slang on the phone instead of professional winning words ** My Thoughts You notice there are no examples (in writing) of what positive points will be given for. Nor are there any examples (again in writing) that say what rewards you get for having positive points. Further proof this whole thing is just a way to punish the employees. You notice there are two point totals. The hotels and then mine. The reason I’m including a total figured by me is not because I’m looking for trouble (I am), but because of my total contempt for the way things are going at the hotel. None of these people have a clue what I do (or what they are supposed to do). They don’t know how to do my job, so how are they able to give me points one way or the other? It’s bullshit. I have to worry about some fucking person who has less hotel experience than my left nut giving me these stupid demerits. It doesn’t help I’ve only seen this “front desk manager” twice, which was on account of that gay training they put us through. I haven’t seen this person since. And that is the problem. As far as I’m concerned we don’t have a front desk manager. And that’s really what all this boils down to. This bullshit here is the last straw. Footnotes * A person has more than one they wear? this one is stupid. ** Someone explain to me exactly what “professional winning words” are? *** See this post for an explanation. Read Full Post
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Wednesday December 14th 2005

	Birthday 2:49 am-Turk Comments (0) « Hide Permalink On August 21st I had the pleasure of going to Ericka’s twenty-first birthday party. We had lots of fun. I over indulged in the alcohol department. Of course you can say that about everyone that was out celebrating her birthday. I was late getting to the first bar because me and Scott were having a very cool conservation. Me and Scott and Ericka always end up having some kind of funky talk. The effects of the beer, most likely. Anyway, I got to meet Ericka’s mom. Who is a charming lady and it is obvious where Ericka gets all of her charm and grace. I also met Jim and Jim for the first time. They are known dubiously as Jim-Jim. Weird guys. And I mean that as a compliment. Which brings me to why the pictures are so crummy. I not thinking did not bring the flash to the camera. So most of the pictures are out of focus and blurry. You live and learn. I would comment on ade-way, but I think it really pisses off the irth-bay ay-day irl-gay. So no comment, until my lawyers are present. That and I plead the fifth on the whole reason I don’t like the guy in the fifth picture. Read Full Post
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Tuesday August 3rd 2004

	Off The Bus! 12:23 am-Turk Comments (0) « Hide Fucks Permalink We had another front desk meeting. One positive comment before I unload and let me just say that the old me is back. I really do like the new front desk manager. She is a nice person who’s trying to do what she’s told to do. Where to start? Let’s start with the metaphor this article’s title came from. Since this nice young lady came aboard I’ve heard “it’s time to get on the bus” time and time again and I’m getting sick of fucking hearing this tripe. She needs me on the bus or off, it’s my choice. Can you all what choice I’m going to make? Because it’s an easy choice. I don’t belong on the goddamn bus. I don’t want to be on the bus as long as these fuckers are all on it. I’ll walk thank you very much. Next subject. There is a new hotel (policy?) and it involves farming e-mail addresses from our guests for the sole purpose of spamming the fuck out of them. I got one for them and it’s brand new, offthebus at hotelblues dot com and I can be reached there. I flat out refuse to take a part in this new spam campaign. And the person who collects the most e-mail address’s will get a prize. Brings back that gay points system. Another thing is all of the goddamn paper work we have now. And it’s not just having all of these wasted paper. It’s all the fucking initialing one has to do in a day. I’m getting sick of all of it. They also don’t like my messy hand writing. I’m going to start signing my name minus the vowels. I’m a lazy fuck I admit it. We have like four binders we have to look at and initial. It’s insane. I’ve never seen any management company try so hard to have a paper trail made for the soul benefit of firing someone. What else? Oh yeah when I do something for a guest I’m supposed to say “It’s my pleasure” and I’m guessing I’m supposed to say it with some honesty. Which is the biggest problem for me. I can’t say that without it coming out like I’m being sarcastic. It’s fucking gay. It ain’t my pleasure, it’s my fucking job. That’s what we should say. No problem Sir it’s my job. It just so much more honest than that My Pleasure bullshit. Back to stepping off the bus. I’ve set a date for when I would like to get off the bus. I’m going to try really to get off the bus on November 28th of this year. Every day it’s harder and harder to just come in. The best part of my day is when I walk out of the front doors of this place. And I have no idea of what I will do. With any luck I won’t have any choice and they will be kind enough to fire me again and then finally it would be my pleasure. Read Full Post
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Sunday May 16th 2004

	Who Cares? 11:55 pm-Turk Comments (0) « Hide Fucks Permalink I’m to tired of the subject to honestly keep the drama mode going. The Ex Hotel Guy still says what he told me is true and I believe him. But again it comes down to the fact I just don’t give a fuck anymore. Fire me if you want. Jesus I think it’s even funnier just that this person is excited to shit can me. Must give this person great pleasure in the thought of firing me. I wonder if they fantasize about showing me the hatch? I guess this all just baffles me really. I happen to think I do my job well. Granted I admit I fucking hate the job (well the people really, not the job) and the whole hospitality industry. But I can handle the guests and I don’t crack under pressure. Sure I’m not the most friendly guy (to my fellow employees) in the world. In fact I’m sure a lot of people think I’m an asshole or a sonofabitch. And maybe I am. I don’t know really. So if I get fired what then? Well I’m sure I’ll have a nice long paid vacation like last time. I’ll probably play Dark Age of Camelot 24/7 or whatever mmorpg is out at the time if not Camelot. When unemployment runs out I’ll get a job. And I highly doubt it will be in the hotel business. I will most likely end up in the hard world of the working man. No more of this desk job for me after this I think. I have a good friend that would try to get me into his workplace. I’ll of course miss the hotel. I’ve always had a love hate relationship with the place. It was a lot of fun to work there six or seven years ago. But that really was a different time and place. Which is one of the reasons I really don’t get all shook up by this getting fired talk. I’ve been fired by better people than this current management. I’m past my prime there anyway. I’m actually toying with the idea of quitting on them. None of this pussy two weeks notice shit either. If I quit it will be at a time when it’s a greatest inconvenience to these people that want to fire me. I’ll come in (because calling on the phone is gay) for my normal shift and tell the person that I’m all done. And that will be it. Read Full Post
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Sunday January 25th 2004

	Month 4 12:48 am-Turk Comments (0) « Hide Permalink Hotel Total: 0 My Total: 0 Hotel Total Point Breakdown: Head over to the Archive to see the old posts. My Total Point Breakdown: Examples Of The Point System -10 pts for having a negative professional winning attitude *** -5 pts for not wearing the proper attire until the uniforms are in -3 pts for not wearing your name tags * -2 pts for not greeting everyone approaching the desk -2 pts each for unlocked cash drawers -1 pt for using slang on the phone instead of professional winning words ** My Thoughts You notice there are no examples (in writing) of what positive points will be given for. Nor are there any examples (again in writing) that say what rewards you get for having positive points. Further proof this whole thing is just a way to punish the employees. You notice there are two point totals. The hotels and then mine. The reason I’m including a total figured by me is not because I’m looking for trouble (I am), but because of my total contempt for the way things are going at the hotel. None of these people have a clue what I do (or what they are supposed to do). They don’t know how to do my job, so how are they able to give me points one way or the other? It’s bullshit. I have to worry about some fucking person who has less hotel experience than my left nut giving me these stupid demerits. It doesn’t help I’ve only seen this “front desk manager” twice, which was on account of that gay training they put us through. I haven’t seen this person since. And that is the problem. As far as I’m concerned we don’t have a front desk manager. And that’s really what all this boils down to. This bullshit here is the last straw. Footnotes * A person has more than one they wear? this one is stupid. ** Someone explain to me exactly what “professional winning words” are? *** See this post for an explanation. Read Full Post
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