For some reason I can’t get on today. My ISP is being a prick I guess. I was talking to some old friends and they had seen the Harpy page and Harpy one has given them a dose of flashback. Jeff had forgotten the eyes. “Make them stop!!” he exclaimed. Well I want to say Hi to Jeff and Cheryl. And maybe one of these days I tell you all a story about Harpy one.

Watching Superman the Animated Series made me come to strange conclusion. You know that Clark Kent and Superman can never be seen in the same room together because they are one and the same.

It made me wonder about Turk who runs this website. I think he is a decent guy. He has been nice enough to give me the space on his page. but I was thinking that I have never seen him and Chris the bad egg at the hotel together in the same room. Which made me think maybe the two of them are the same person.

I e-mailed Turk about this dilemma of mine. He assured me that He never heard of this guy “Chris”. He also pointed out that I have never met Him yet, which was a good point. So I asked Turk if he wanted to go golfing with me ever. He said he would when he could fit it in to his busy schedule.

Hello, many of you readers know me as your General Manager. But now I will be helping out on the website. Turk (who won’t reveal his real name) was nice enough to invite me to help. I have my own page Letter From the G M that you should check out. My page will be updated every month. I will also answer any mail that you fine people will send to me on my page. So send mail to me at gman1701.

Turk wanted me to inform everyone that He received a raise on May 3. He felt it was funny that he had been written up only days before that. But I assured him that’s just how we Managers do things. So he’s gone from 6.90 to 7.50. See we Managers can be quite nice. Turk also wanted me to mention to you my employees that he also put up a color special of his My Life section. It has many amusing pictures. I even know Troy who is in many pictures on this site. Troy if you read this you should give me a call and we could go golfing. Troy was a excellent employee as opposed to that very rude person Chris. There is a example of a bad employee. This Chris is a trouble maker. He has a considerable amount of freewill. Troy was my friend. This Chris is a evil person. He should be more like this nice fellow Turk who runs the website.

Turk has even told me that he would go golfing with me. I can tell he’s very excited about golf, because when he asked me he was laughing quite a bit. A very nice fellow indeed.

Well I was written up for the shit I described on April 25th. The worthless piece of shit, the front Desk Manager, couldn’t even give it to me in person. No he had it on my timecard waiting for me. I was amazed that they wrote me up for it. I still can’t believe it.

So I figured I would talk to the Assistant General Manager and use logic to argue my side. Fuck that. Logic isn’t something you can use on these lobotomized excrement ridden fools. She was quite to the point that I am to be at the desk at all times. Doesn’t matter if I have nothing to do. Or if the first shift is there. I tried to make my defense as honest and truthful as I could without out right lying.

On a good note Menard$ has called and offered me a job. I told them that I had gave my two week notice. But, I’m not sure I can leave. I afraid of the change. After six years of this hotel I don’t know anything else. The longer I wait is just less of a notice I give the old HI. Will see.

On another note, I would like to add the Banquet Bartending Manager to the list of non-excrement Managers. He is a hell of a nice guy. One of a few at the hotel.

Bob has finally has become one of us computer users. She bought a program called Virtual Makeover. I hate to sound sexist, it is a girls program. Or for some one that wants to enjoy himself at his friends expense. We had to get a mugshot style picture to be able to use the program.

In the right hands it is a very cruel program. I’ve seen what it can do. Bob gave Troy a makeover with makeup, lipstick, and the whole nine yards. I haven’t figured out how to import the pictures you do over. One day I will. And Troy will to kill me.

The Accountant was a little mad about me discovering that ALL managers have excrement for bodily fluids. I told her that I was sorry that she had excrement for bodily fluids. But she wouldn’t let it rest at that. She must of heard of this before that ALL managers have excrement for bodily fluids because she had all of the medical equipment to prove other wise. So I would like to say that the Accountant does not have excrement for bodily fluids. She is the exception to the rule. So let me restate my hypothesis: ALL managers besides the Accountant have excrement for bodily fluids. I’m sorry for the confusion.

By the way Troy , this is four in a row for updating the site. Troy is an Assistant Manager at Menard$. His blood test hasn’t got back from the labs yet.

Let me start by saying that all, and I mean ALL managers have excrement for bodily fluids. This covers the General Manager all the way down to the Catering Manager. Their ancestor most likely have inbred for hundreds of generations. They are the stinking pile of dung that you have the misfortune to step in. Law should mandate that they are not allowed to bread future generations, at least for the safety of us non-managers. If they already have children, then the same rule should apply.

With that said let me tell you about one of these excrement laden scum. This Manager in question would be the Catering Manager. She is a serious case of why they shouldn’t be allowed to breed. I don’t honestly know what her problem is. She used to be a front desk clerk. So if there would ever be an exception to ALL managers having excrement for bodily fluids it would be someone like her. But, it appears she’s just like the rest. Or I have offended her in some way, which is always a possibility. Still I would not expect her to be like that.

After working nine hours I decided that I would sit down where the reservation desk is. This is only a few feet away from the desk in the back office. So if Maggie got busy I would see or Maggie would ask me to give her a hand. Shit it wasn’t like I went to the restaurant or something. Which I have done. This Manager she tells Maggie out at the desk that if I am going to sit there and not help her that she was going to send me home. I over heard her say this being that I was only two fucking feet away. So then she comes in back where I am and tells me this bullshit. Now I’m sorry But I don’t think I was doing anything wrong sitting down. Fucksake it was quiet all morning, even at this time she was telling me this. So I informed to look on the wall behind her and told her to read the part telling I’m intitled to a twenty minute break after seven and a half hours or something around that time limit. Again let me remind you that it was nine hours into my shift when she asks me this shit. So after she told me that if I wasn’t going to help Maggie then I should go home I shocked that she was telling me this. I told her that I would help Maggie. But then I started thinking about it and decided that ALL managers have excrement for bodily fluids so I went home. Maybe the Catering Manager would like to do the fucking audit tonight.

Once more I want to state before I sign off that I honestly don’t think I was in the wrong for sitting down. And I would like to remind everyone that ALL managers have excrement for bodily fluids.