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Friday June 20th 2008
Work Report 12:13 am-Turk
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So the two ladies come down to the desk. They both have key problems. The one lady gives the correct room number for her keys. The second lady gets some numbers mixed up and tells me the wrong number. This is an important part of this story.

So two ladies come down because their keys are not working in their room doors. I ask them if when the key were used if the lock flashed a green light or a red light. Red they say. I reply that this is a good thing. They ask why this is a good thing. I tell them that it is good because it means that neither the lock is broken or they (the guests) did it wrong.

That is when the lady who tells me the wrong room number for her keys corrects me that the guest is always right. The old lady scolded me like I was some kid who told a lie. The customers are generally speaking always wrong. I will not spit out this manager bullshit speak about the customers always being right. It is a gigantic load of shit.

So I go about my business making the right keys for the lady who did not put her foot in her mouth. For my costumer who says she is always right I make the keys for the room number she gave me. This was the wrong room. The keys will work, but it is not the room this know it all is in.

The bit with me giving her the keys to the wrong room was chance. I did not check to see if it was wrong or right. Fate stepped in and provided all with proof that the customer is not always right. The even better part was when they came for the correct keys the always right customer did not come down to get them. I made it a point to ask if the keys were for the lady who said customers were always right. The lady who came for the keys said yes. I smiled and gave her the keys for the old lady who thinks customers are always right. Vacation starts tomorrow. Nine glorious days off.

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Monday June 16th 2008
Conan Level 30 4:27 am-Turk
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I made level 30 in Age of Conan.

Turk Level 30

Perfect time to do a new poll. Simple yes or no question.

Are you playing Age of Conan?

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Views: 171 Popularity: 26%

Saturday May 31st 2008
Conan Fatalities 11:16 am-Turk
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I’ve been meaning to capture a few of the Age of Conan fatalities in action and finally got around to it. These movies are much smaller than that gameplay movie I did.

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There are a few others. For example I’ve seen my barbarian clobber a mob over and over with his hammer when pulling off a fatality. So I think it depends on the weapons equipped. Cool stuff.

Filename: Conan Fatality 1
Downloads: 35 Size: 2.69 MB Version: 0.1 Updated: May 31, 2008
Filename: Conan Fatality 2
Downloads: 37 Size: 4.46 MB Version: 0.1 Updated: May 31, 2008

These videos uses the xvid codec.

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Tuesday May 27th 2008
Conan Gameplay Video 2:06 am-Turk
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Seeing screenshots of a game is one thing. It so better to see it in action. Here is just about 5 minutes of gameplay from the game Age of Conan. And it does not contain any emo fucking music in the background. I hate that bullshit with a passion. So what you hear in the video is what you hear when you play the game. At the time of the video was taken I was a level 25 barbarian.

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File info is below. You can right click and save the file if you don’t want it opening up in whatever it is you have videos opening in on your computer.

Downloads: 34 Size: 99.88 MB Version: 0.1 Updated: May 27, 2008

This video uses the xvid codec.

Views: 151 Popularity: 27%

Friday May 23rd 2008
More Conan 2:41 pm-Turk
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So I made level 20 on my barbarian. I’m quite enjoying AoC on a number of levels. You got boobs, gore, death, and great views. Visually it is quite impresive. If you have a computer that can handle it.

Boobs Gore and Death Great View

The melee combat also deserves mentioning. First and foremost there is no auto attack in Age of Conan. In other mmorpg’s you can start combat and sit back. Your character will attack his opponent till one of them dies. Granted a lot of these types of games have more interactivity than just that. But in Conan you can’t just hit a button to start combat.

In Age of Conan your first three hot bar buttons are your basic attacks,

Combat Keys

Upper Left, Middle, and Upper Right. You can use these attacks by themselves and they do not continue to auto attack once you hit them. You do have special abilities (like in other mmo’s) but they are combos so you have to hit a combination of these combat keys to successfully pull of your move. These share a lot in common with attacks in a fighting game. This comparison gets even closer to the fighting game genre when you find out when you kill a badguy there is a chance you will get a fatality. When you do it can be a bloody mess.

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Wednesday May 21st 2008
WAAAGH! 4:25 am-Turk
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When it rains it pours. I got this in my email yesterday:

Prepare to join the WAAAGH!

Congratulations, you have been selected to join the Warhammer Online Beta Test.

NOTICE: The Warhammer Online Beta Test is currently under a strict Beta Test Agreement. The only permitted disclosures at this time are:

1) The fact that there is a Warhammer Online Beta Test currently underway.
2) The fact that you are a member of the Warhammer Online Beta Test.

Please ensure that you have read and understand the terms and conditions of the Beta Agreement before creating your Beta Account.

Between this beta and Age of Conan I’ll be pretty busy.

Views: 143 Popularity: 26%

Saturday May 17th 2008
Conan Is Live 4:26 pm-Turk
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Age of Conan is live!

Turk Level 28

The server is Wiccana. Made it to level 14 15 16 17 20 22.

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