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Unbreakable Chat Log

Turk — Fri, 03 Sep 2010 04:53:16 +0000

Me and him have had this conversation a few times already:

[07:00] Gawain: Watching “unbreakable” again.
[23:30] Turk: jesus why man?
[23:30] Turk: have I not expressed my hatred of unbreakable?
[23:31] Turk: the newb (who I thought saw it too) just saw it recently and he hated it too
[23:35] Gawain: Really? Its probably in my top 10 favorite movies. Its certainly my favorite of Shamylaminanian’s films.
[23:35] Turk: psst
[23:35] Turk: the first one he did was a fluke
[23:35] Turk: I liked that one
[23:35] Gawain: yeah it was okay.
[23:36] Gawain: But I liked unbreakable a lot more.
[23:36] Turk: unbreakable offends me as a comic book collector
[23:36] Gawain: I thought the ending was a little bit meh, but I loved Bruce Willis as a normal dude who learned he was actually a super hero.
[23:37] Turk: and it does not at all mirror comic book stories
[23:37] Turk: and that’s why I hate it
[23:37] Turk: it’s all bullshit
[23:38] Gawain: I guess? The authenticity of the comic book bullshit is a very distant concern to me over the fact that bruce willis playing a reluctant superhero kicks ass.
[23:38] Turk: well your not a comic collector
[23:38] Gawain: true.
[23:38] Turk: and or don’t take comic books seriously
[23:39] Gawain: I suppose that its similar to the way I hated that fucking Sandra Bullock movie where she was a computer security expert and some super hackers had created a way to hack any computer on the planet using a tiny pi symbol in on a website. That sort of made me furious.
[23:39] Gawain: But I think that technically unbreakable was a better film.
[23:40] Turk: yes exactly
[23:40] Turk: to the sandra bullock thing
[23:40] Turk: not that its a better movie
[23:41] Gawain: Still, I enjoyed unbreakable. I’m sorry that it wasn’t authentic for you nerds.
[23:41] Turk: apology accepted
[23:41] Gawain: I think its probably the most “realistic” depiction of what would happen if a dude suddenly found out he was a super hero, comic bullshit aside, and that’s why I like the movie.
[23:41] Turk: oh bullshit
[23:41] Turk: in shallies little mind sure
[23:42] Gawain: What would be different?
[23:42] Turk: this unbreakable conversation goes back as far as 2006 by the way
[23:42] Turk: what would be different?
[23:42] Gawain: yeah yeah, what would be different?
[23:42] Turk: I would have to watch the piece of shit again
[23:42] Turk: samuel l jacksons character for one thing
[23:43] Gawain: If a dude who was super strong and resilient found out in a sudden way beyond his control that he was in fact a “super hero” how would his reactions be different?
[23:44] Turk: its jackson man
[23:44] Turk: his character
[23:44] Gawain: meh, that was just the foil. its unimportant to bruce willis’s character. Say he found out in a different way.
[23:44] Turk: what was it black fury? for fucks sake
[23:44] Gawain: What im saying is that his reactions are what I would expect to such an event.
[23:44] Turk: sure sure
[23:45] Turk: as I said in the past
[23:45] Turk: that movie just rubs me the wrong way
[23:46] Turk: I should like it
[23:46] Turk: but I don’t
[23:46] Gawain: … Is it the gay thing?
[23:46] Turk: it’s mostly that it’s that fucking shamalamadingdongs movie more than anything
[23:46] Turk: is there a gay plot in it?
[23:46] Turk: I don’t remember
[23:46] Gawain: No, I mean, how you’re gay, and there wasn’t a gay character in it for you to empathize with.
[23:46] Turk: I don’t like m night shamamma
[23:47] Turk: ahhaahahahaaha
[23:47] Gawain: hahahahahaha
[23:47] Turk: yes yes that is it
[23:47] Gawain: man I totally pulled that right off.
[23:47] Gawain: You are the best straight guy ever.
[23:47] Turk: my hatred for m night shamalama has turned me into a poofter
[23:47] Gawain: You’re totally the smothers brother with the mustache.
[23:47] Turk: this may go up as a chat log on my site
[23:47] Turk: I so need to post something
[23:48] Turk: the one with the mustache is the cool one?
[23:48] Gawain: no, hes the straight man.
[23:48] Turk: your the dumb fucker then? ok
[23:48] Gawain: yeah.
[23:48] Turk: I can live with that
[23:48] Turk: you being the dumb fucker
[23:48] Turk: this is so posted on my site
[23:48] Turk: admitting your the dumb fucker
[23:48] Turk: I WIN!!!!
[23:49] Gawain: You don’t win. I got you to admit to being homosexual.
[23:49] Gawain: Though honestly it won’t be a big surprise for anyone you know.
[23:49] Gawain: So I guess maybe you do win.
[23:49] Turk: I would rather be a peter poofter than a dumb fucker
[23:50] Gawain: Good thing I guess, huh?
[23:50] Turk: stop being funny now I need to copy and paste this

I’m so desperate to post something here. Thanks to link)','caption', 'Gawain, Aka: Moral Rust' );" target="_blank">Gawain for letting me be the “straight” man.

[00:00] Turk: boy don’t do a google image search for dick smothers
[00:00] Turk: wow
[00:01] Gawain: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
[00:01] Gawain: you need to add that to the chat log.

I’ve changed my gravatar to the Dick Smothers image below. I have found an image for link)','caption', 'Gawain, Aka: Moral Rust' );" target="_blank">Gawain to use as well.

Vacation Over

Turk — Mon, 28 Jun 2010 04:16:14 +0000

I’m back to work after sixteen wonderful work free days. Since getting fired the second time I’ve been crazy paranoid about getting fired again while on vacation. So it’s with an odd feeling of disappointment I find I am still employed. Now I’m back to counting the days until I have my two days off. I hate working.

Moving DNS

Turk — Fri, 04 Jun 2010 04:55:20 +0000

So I hate spam and what not. The guys at Project Honeypot have a new service called Cloudflare and it’s in beta. Their three bullet points to explain themselves are below:

Faster
Your webpages load faster, use less bandwidth, free up server resources and provide your visitors with an awesome experience.

Safer
Your website repels known attackers, blocks web spam, quarantines malicious code and literally helps clean up the internet.

Smarter
You see traffic from web crawlers, stay online when your server goes down and benefit from the knowledge of the CloudFlare community.

So if you see (or saw) this page below it ok:

Hopefully Cloudflare doesn’t fuck everything up. This is a temporary thing until I see how dependable it is.

Edit
It didn’t get all of my dns info so all my sub-domains are broken. Switching back to my original dns. It’s a good idea. I’ll keep an eye on it as it develops.

Charred

Turk — Sun, 30 May 2010 08:28:05 +0000

I found this funnier than maybe I should have:

I laugh every time I look at it. What exactly does that say about me?

Best Spam Ever!

Turk — Wed, 26 May 2010 09:16:07 +0000

I got to give this guys a big thumbs up for his effort to spam:

link)','caption', 'World of Warcraft' );">WoW patch 3.3.5 ptr is live.The Ruby Sanctum will be the last raid released in Wrath of the Lich King, advancing the storyline towards Cataclysm. although i am spammer, we have cheap wow accounts and wow gold
-Marco Pallavidino

Both the words wow accounts and wow gold were links to some spammer gold seller. I like this one better than the Colon Cleanser spam I got in my email a long time ago because the guy seems to know what kind of douche he is.

Hacked!

Turk — Sun, 16 May 2010 16:09:16 +0000

So I closed my link)','caption', 'World of Warcraft' );" target="_blank">World of Warcraft account. Then yesterday my account was hacked. Look at my guy down below in his underwear.

Both of my high level characters were stripped of all their gear. I’m guessing that the guild bank was emptied. I know they took all my gold. I wonder how this happened. I’m pretty good about securing my computers. I’ve never shared my password with anyone. Overall I’m not really worried about all this. I’m done with link)','caption', 'World of Warcraft' );">WoW for now. The next time I play again I’m sure I’ll have to work a little bit harder to outfit my characters. With any luck Blizzard will be able to recover my stuff.

My Death Knight

Turk — Thu, 08 Apr 2010 05:51:16 +0000

I used to have to install some roster php script just to be able to take a look at my characters offline. link)','caption', 'World of Warcraft' );" target="_blank">World of Warcraft now does all of that for you. Here is my Death Knight in all of his 3D rendered glory:

You can click this link to see all kinds of details about him.