Tuesday November 4th 2008

	Voting Today? 1:14 am-Turk Comments (0) « Hide Chat Permalink And here is me and Gawain in a public service announcement about voting: [00:02] Turk: so you voting today? [00:03] Gawain: no [00:03] Gawain: the only way to win is not to play. [00:03] Turk: really? sitting this one out? [00:03] Gawain: I’m sitting them all out from now on. [00:04] Turk: I’m going to vote with my dad in the morning [00:04] Turk: going to throw in with Abama [00:06] Gawain: Obama. [00:06] Gawain: lol [00:06] Gawain: you kill me. [00:06] Turk: whatever [00:06] Gawain: hahahahahah [00:06] Gawain: whatever. [00:06] Gawain: hahahahahah [00:07] Turk: at least I’m not voting for an old fuck and a dumb twat [00:07] Gawain: thats true. I approve you not voting for the retard and the old guy. Vote Abama!
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Monday October 15th 2007

	Hotel Insider Chat 4:02 am-Turk Comments (0) « Hide Bad Hotel, Chat Permalink Here is my chat with the Hotel Insider. We cover a few topics of interest regarding the worst hotel ever. What happened when the cops came to talk to me. What the hotel is like now. The newb auditor turned into a front desk supervisor. And a shared dislike for the biggest douche bag in the universe. [3:31] Turk: you work at the desk? [3:32] Hotel Insider: no [3:32] Hotel Insider: I did do night audit before though at another hotel [3:32] Turk: how did you find out about my site? [3:32] Hotel Insider: back when you were fired and they were all investigating you etc [3:32] Hotel Insider: actually when I seen your site [3:32] Hotel Insider: I was like.. “man wish I could of met that guy he sounds pretty cool” [3:33] Turk: wow did they make a big deal out of it? [3:33] Hotel Insider: cause of the the idiots who stole crap from regal beloit [3:33] Turk: oh [3:33] Turk: right that shit [3:33] Turk: heh [3:33] Hotel Insider: well, we had just got regal beloit again for banquets [3:33] Hotel Insider: and they were doing like meetings for this new program they paid a mil for or something for managers [3:34] Hotel Insider: well these 3 people that use to work there I’m pretty sure stole this like big chest that they would keep there laptops in for the trainees [3:34] Turk: yeah [3:34] Hotel Insider: and they were watching you and seeing what you were posting etc seeing if maybe you were the one who did it read more…
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Wednesday August 15th 2007

	Chat Log Again 6:52 am-Turk Comments (0) « Hide Chat Permalink Because these really are so easy. The last time I shocked Gawain like this it was my confession of disliking the Blue Man Group and that Jack Nicholson is a bad Joker. [06:03] Gawain: lotion hee. I forgot about this. [06:04] Gawain: I need to download the mp3 again. [06:07] Turk: what is it? [06:07] Turk: why do I want to watch it? [06:07] Gawain: its the greenskeepers signing “it puts the lotion in the basket” [06:07] Gawain: its OOOOOOLD. [06:07] Turk: ahah [06:07] Turk: ok [06:07] Gawain: but still awesome. [06:08] Turk: you lost me at greenskeepers [06:08] Gawain: what? [06:08] Turk: never heard of it/them [06:08] Turk: this another weirdo german speed metal band? [06:09] Gawain: no, not at all. [06:09] Gawain: its acoustic guitar I think. [06:09] Turk: ok looked it up on wikipedia [06:10] Gawain: its just a funny goddamn song. christ. [06:10] Turk: ok [06:10] Turk: sorry [06:10] Gawain: you’d think I sent you furry porn at some point or something. [06:10] Turk: come on you know me. billy joel and frank sinatra [06:10] Turk: musically challenged I’ve been called [06:11] Gawain: well this is funny and you should watch it if you haven’t seen it. it came out like a couple years ago, but its still good. especially if you’re a silence of the lambs fan. [06:11] Gawain: which I am. [06:11] Turk: I’ve never seen it [06:12] Gawain: hah hah. thats really funny. hah. not seen silence of the lambs. man you almost had me there. [06:12] Turk: honestly [06:12] Turk: hand to god [06:12] Gawain: but… its one of the classics of modern cinema! [06:12] Gawain: anthony fuckin’ hopkins! [06:13] Turk: yeah I know of it [06:13] Turk: just not seen it [06:13] Turk: not really up my alley [06:14] Turk: I’ve shattered your perception of me again, haven’t I? [06:14] Gawain: …. HOW CAN THIS BEEEEEEE?! [06:14] Gawain: shit, and now I have to go to work. [06:14] Gawain: DOWNLOAD THE FUCKING MOVIE. [06:14] Gawain: and watch it. [06:14] Turk: in fact [06:14] Turk: the line [06:14] Turk: rubs the lotion on its skin, or else it gets the hose again [06:14] Turk: I know from an episode of family guy [06:14] Gawain: omg. [06:14] Gawain: I can’t talk to you anymore. [06:15] Gawain: jesus. download the movie. watch it. jesus. never… seen… jesus christ. how could you… have… gaaaaaaaaaaagh [06:15] Turk: I’m just not into serial killers [06:15] Turk: sorry Not only have I not seen The Silence of the Lambs, I never seen any of the sequels either. I’m just not into these kinds of movies.
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Friday July 13th 2007

	Another Chat Log 3:34 am-Turk Comments (0) « Hide Chat, Doctor Who Permalink This shit starts out harmlessly. [12:59] Gawain: Korn’s Another Brick In The Wall im not particularly a Korn fan, but they did a very nice cover of Another Brick In The Wall. [1:00] Turk: korn? [1:00] Gawain: yeah. [1:00] Gawain: they covered a pink floyd song. and I have to say they did it really well. [1:00] Turk: covering another brick in the wall? [1:00] Gawain: yup. [1:00] Gawain: just watch it. [1:01] Turk: no [1:03] Gawain: that site is awesome, btw. Which makes me look around and I find some Doctor Who divx videos. Which leads to this conversation: [2:31] Turk: The Mind Robbers second doctor story [2:31] Turk: zoe was the hottest companion [2:31] Turk: dig the photo copy backgrounds in the tardis console room in the begining [2:31] Turk: got to love the 60’s bbc [2:32] Gawain: you are such a goddamn fanboy. [2:38] Turk: yeah [2:42] Turk: Zoe honestly [2:42] Turk: hot [2:43] Turk: and she would wear these skin tight outfits [2:43] Turk: man [2:50] Gawain: the wife asked what I was looking at, I explained, she rolled her eyes and called you a nerd. [2:50] Turk: … [2:50] Gawain: heh. [2:50] Gawain: and then went to bed. [2:51] Turk: remind her when she gets up that at least I’m not some larping faggot [2:51] Gawain: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA [2:51] Gawain: holy shit, that is the ultimate trump card. [2:51] Turk: thank you [2:51] Turk: I didn’t want to do it [2:51] Turk: but I had to [2:51] Gawain: heh. [2:51] Gawain: you totally bypassed cruise missiles and went straight to nukes. For those who want to see what I’m talking about, here is a thumbnailed picture (that I made Gawain check out) of the Second Doctor’s companion Zoe Heriot mentioned above:
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Wednesday May 9th 2007

	The Farmer 6:32 am-Turk Comments (2) Show » Chat, MMO's Permalink I’ve never talked to someone who sells money/powerleveling for mmo’s before. So when one looked me up I of course had questions I wanted to ask. [02:32] Brogame: HI [02:32] Turk: hi [02:32] Brogame: are you the webmaster of Hotelblues.com/wow/ ? [02:33] Turk: yes [02:33] Brogame: does your site talk about the online games, such as WOW ? [02:34] Turk: my main site talks about all kinds of things. Including games like wow. the page your asking about is pretty much done with as it was for a guild that is now defunct [02:36] Brogame: ok, did there have some advertising on your site about online games before ? [02:36] Turk: just google ads [02:36] Brogame: oh, I see I thought it was funny that the farmer didn’t come right out and say what it was he wanted to advertise on my site. I did know in advance that this im conversation was coming as the farmer sent me an email first. So I had to ask what the farmer wanted because the dude would have beat around the bush all day. [02:36] Turk: what are you selling? [02:37] Brogame: we sell the game currency and leveling, we provide the best service all over the world [02:37] Turk: I’ve never really done much with advertising [02:37] Turk: what site do you run? that does all of this? [02:38] Brogame: after browsing your site, we have a plan to advertising on your site, so do you accept this kind of advertising ? [02:38] Turk: depends. [02:38] Turk: whats your url? [02:38] Brogame: http://www.brogame.com/ [02:39] Brogame: this is our site, we have so many old customers now, I think both of us will earn much more through this case read more…
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Sunday September 17th 2006

	Fired Again 1:02 pm-Turk Comments (7) Show » Bad Hotel, Chat Permalink Fired again. It’s official. Damn near word for word transcription of the recorded phone conversation. Sheriff: Good afternoon this is the Sheriff. Turk: Hi Sheriff this is Turk. Sheriff: Hey yeah. Turk: Hey I checked the schedule last night. I’m not on the… I don’t have time on the schedule. Sheriff: Oh yeah, I guess I… I guess I forgot to put you on the schedule. Turk: So I’d.. Just you know… Am I working or not? Sheriff: Umm… No actually, no your not working. Turk: Yeah er. Could you care to explain? Sheriff: Yeah I will explain. Actually I was going to be in here tonight anyways. But uh, the powers to be have decided to let you go. Turk: So I’ve been fired? Sheriff: Um. Yeah. I… I’d… If you want to put it in that sense. Yes. It wasn’t my decision. But they’ve let you go. Turk: What was the reasoning for my being let go? Sheriff: Well like I say. The powers that be let you go. Turk: Was there a reason or did just decided just to just let me go? Turk: Theres got to be a reason. Sheriff: I think part of it was just to let you go. I think they they deemed that the morale of the team would be better without you. Turk: (laughing to myself) Ok. Turk: Alright I guess that works. Sheriff: Yeah. But um. But no I didn’t want to see you go. But of course my vote was out voted by everybody else. Turk: No of course. Of course. Thank you Sheriff. Sheriff: But no. Because I think. I think your one hell of an auditor and I can work with you. I don’t care what your attitude is or anything like that. I just said your a hell of an auditor and I can work around all… all your attitudes and stuff like that. Turk: (laughing again) Well I think my attitudes justified. Sheriff: Yeah. And I agree also. Turk: Ok well thanks Sheriff you have a good day. Sheriff: You do the same Turk Turk: Yeah I’ll try. Sheriff: Ok. The Sheriff ladies and gentlemen. Give him a round of applause for that performance. Bravo! Update Here is the mp3 of the above conversation: Audio clip: Adobe Flash Player (version 9 or above) is required to play this audio clip. Download the latest version here. You also need to have JavaScript enabled in your browser. Played 148 Times Fuck him. I think the sheriff has to be heard. Just so one can understand the magnitude of his pussy factor.
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Thursday August 3rd 2006

	IM Chat Log 4:02 am-Turk Comments (0) « Hide Chat Permalink [03:52] Turk: Shithole Inn plans for future [03:52] Gawain: is that you? [03:52] Turk: yep [03:53] Gawain: hows that cattails? [03:53] Turk: Colleen Vivian is a twat [03:53] Turk: it sucks bad [03:53] Gawain: aw [03:53] Gawain: but it serves good home cooked food at an afordable price! [03:53] Turk: bad food [03:53] Turk: worse service [03:53] Turk: jesus [03:54] Turk: that end of the building would be burned down if I was in charge [03:54] Gawain: Vivian currently is working on her master’s degree with the American Intercontinental University online. She received her bachelor’s degree from them in business management, with emphasis in marketing. HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHA [03:54] Turk: yeah [03:54] Turk: she’s a twat [03:54] Gawain: holy crap dude. the Intercontinental University Online [03:54] Gawain: seriously. [03:54] Gawain: god I wouldn’t want that published. [03:54] Turk: heh [03:54] Gawain: Id just say I was getting my degree. [03:55] Turk: well she is working for the bottom of the barrel [03:55] Gawain: This whole article is written poorly. I wonder if I should call your hotel up and ask them If they need a new public relations manager. [03:55] Gawain: because jesus christ. [03:55] Turk: no such thing [03:56] Turk: thats as good as the daily news gets [03:56] Gawain: I can’t believe she referred to your area as “working class” [03:56] Turk: heh [03:56] Gawain: thats rule number fucking one. [03:56] Gawain: you NEVER put your customers in a “class” [03:56] Gawain: jesus. [03:56] Turk: twat [03:56] Gawain: what makes me sad is that she probably makes more than me. [03:56] Turk: god [03:57] Turk: don’t make me think about that [03:57] Gawain: lol [03:57] Turk: a twat makes more than me [03:57] Gawain: her plans include adding a new vending area? THAT IS HER BIG PLAN? ANOTHER GODDAMN SNACK MACHINE??! [03:57] Turk: no [03:57] Turk: there are no snack machines in the hotel [03:57] Turk: none [03:58] Turk: as it is now [03:58] Gawain: it says shes adding a new vending area. [03:58] Turk: yeah sure [03:58] Turk: when? [03:58] Gawain: I guess that could be a little in-house shop or something. [03:58] Turk: news to me [03:58] Gawain: lol. its you. [03:58] Gawain: they’re gonna give you some boxes of candy bars to sell. [03:58] Turk: we have a “gift shop” [03:58] Gawain: HAHAHAHAH [03:58] Turk: they are open 7am-11pm [03:58] Turk: thats it [03:58] Gawain: “we’re adding a new vending area. Here he is now, working behind the desk.” [03:58] Gawain: HAHAHAHHAHA [03:59] Gawain: “hey vending area, go peddle these candybars” [03:59] Gawain: im dying [03:59] Gawain: hahahahaahaha [03:59] Gawain: I can see you wearing a little paper hat [03:59] Gawain: hahahahahahahah [03:59] Turk: not very funny from were I’m sitting [03:59] Gawain: HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHHHAHAHAhihagovrebaw [04:00] Gawain: oh jesus. oh god. hahahah [04:00] Gawain: I woke meg up. shit. [04:00] Turk: heh [04:01] Gawain: I can’t explain to her why this is so funny. [04:01] Turk: heh [04:02] Turk: it’s not funny
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