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Monday September 29th 2008
Wedding Jitters 10:18 pm-Turk
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I’m now starting to panic. Saturday is my brother’s wedding. I’m the bestman. I still haven’t the slightest idea what I’m going to say for my bestman speech. Stay tuned as use my website to write out my speech.

On this day...
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Dave says:
September 30th, 2008 at 3:05 am

The key to a winning Best Man speech is to blend the right amount of humor and sincerity into it.

Begin with a good Opening Line, tell a few jokes and funny stories, compliment the Bride, thank the appropriate people, then end with an inspiring closing line and Toast.

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Tarpo says:
October 9th, 2008 at 7:16 pm

Be brief, be funny but not rude, and if you have an awesome embarrassing story that doesn’t involve strippers or sex with an animal tell it.

I think I am putting a soccer team at “your” hotel.. I’m uncomfortable realizing this..

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Turk says:
October 9th, 2008 at 9:43 pm

If your staying at the worst hotel ever then god help you sir. But let me be clear that it is not “my” hotel anymore.

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Eddie says:
November 12th, 2008 at 12:13 am

when are you going to get married?

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Turk says:
November 12th, 2008 at 12:26 am

Never? I’ve yet to find the woman worthy of being the first future ex wife.

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