Sunday September 17th 2006

	Permanent Vacation 1:24 am-Turk Comments (0) « Hide Bad Hotel Permalink So vacation ends. Today I would go back to work. Would being the key word: I’m not even going to get fired. The way these guys run things they will keep me on the schedule. Sale on Mybossisapussy.com shirts!
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	Fired Again 1:02 pm-Turk Comments (7) Show » Bad Hotel, Chat Permalink Fired again. It’s official. Damn near word for word transcription of the recorded phone conversation. Sheriff: Good afternoon this is the Sheriff. Turk: Hi Sheriff this is Turk. Sheriff: Hey yeah. Turk: Hey I checked the schedule last night. I’m not on the… I don’t have time on the schedule. Sheriff: Oh yeah, I guess I… I guess I forgot to put you on the schedule. Turk: So I’d.. Just you know… Am I working or not? Sheriff: Umm… No actually, no your not working. Turk: Yeah er. Could you care to explain? Sheriff: Yeah I will explain. Actually I was going to be in here tonight anyways. But uh, the powers to be have decided to let you go. Turk: So I’ve been fired? Sheriff: Um. Yeah. I… I’d… If you want to put it in that sense. Yes. It wasn’t my decision. But they’ve let you go. Turk: What was the reasoning for my being let go? Sheriff: Well like I say. The powers that be let you go. Turk: Was there a reason or did just decided just to just let me go? Turk: Theres got to be a reason. Sheriff: I think part of it was just to let you go. I think they they deemed that the morale of the team would be better without you. Turk: (laughing to myself) Ok. Turk: Alright I guess that works. Sheriff: Yeah. But um. But no I didn’t want to see you go. But of course my vote was out voted by everybody else. Turk: No of course. Of course. Thank you Sheriff. Sheriff: But no. Because I think. I think your one hell of an auditor and I can work with you. I don’t care what your attitude is or anything like that. I just said your a hell of an auditor and I can work around all… all your attitudes and stuff like that. Turk: (laughing again) Well I think my attitudes justified. Sheriff: Yeah. And I agree also. Turk: Ok well thanks Sheriff you have a good day. Sheriff: You do the same Turk Turk: Yeah I’ll try. Sheriff: Ok. The Sheriff ladies and gentlemen. Give him a round of applause for that performance. Bravo! Update Here is the mp3 of the above conversation: Audio clip: Adobe Flash Player (version 9 or above) is required to play this audio clip. Download the latest version here. You also need to have JavaScript enabled in your browser. Played 148 Times Fuck him. I think the sheriff has to be heard. Just so one can understand the magnitude of his pussy factor.
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