Once again I have heard from the grapevine that my good buddy Larry the FDM is leaving the old HI. This saddens me. I will miss him.

I didn’t bring up Larry for no reason, He perfectly sets up the transition to a special Hotel Blues Report. Once a year some guy does a little list called the Darwin Awards. What is the Darwin Awards you ask? I’ll tell you. The Darwin Awards are for those who contribute to the gene pool by dying unspectacularly stupid ways before they breed. So go and check out the 1998 Darwin Awards.