Ok here’s the dirt on the Audit front. Rumor has it that Dawn (my fellow auditor) is getting the old shit-can treatment. Now I don’t want to give away the name of my source but her nickname would be short old crabby lady.

Of course when I asked the front desk manager about the possibility of her being fired he said that no she wasn’t being fired. That he gave her final warning he did confirm. And we kicked around the idea of me training the any new auditor we may hire. Oh yeah. I can hear it now. “From now on your name is Turd.” screams the crew-cut auditor. He kicks the trainee on to the ground “When you pass training you will become Turd First class!!!” He stands over the trainee and glares “give me two-hundred push ups Turd.” Oh yeah I can’t wait.

And they better call Richard to be on the safe side. I say this because I want it clear in the idea I will not be working seven days a week. I am not the Front Desk Manager. That’s not my job and I will not do it.